Become an ordained minister!
Check this out! http://www.pulc.com/minister.php
Apparently you don't have to believe in anything to get ordained here, just pay them $19.95, and it is legally recognized. Apparently this "Progressive Universal Life Church" is not particularly religious, as it doesn't mention anything about god or spirituality, though it mentions being able to get rich performing marriages and getting discounts from airlines! I didn't do it, but anyone that does please let us know in this thread about it (and maybe put up a pic of your certificate!) Hey, it would be great to have someone who could perform atheist weddings! This kind of reminds me of what Homer Simpson did!
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