The One True Whole Milk God!!!

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The One True Whole Milk God!!!

That’s right! go to my site and (in the comment section) confess your faithfulness to the one true Whole Milk God, and become a cow or bull of the Whole Milk God!!!

If you confess that Whole Milk God is the one and only god, and remain faithful, you can spend eternity in Milky Way Heaven, where milk rains down from the heavenly sky, and your wildest dreams are fulfilled!

Beware of infidels. Those who would encourage you to worship 2%, 1%, and the vitamins A and D, and pasteurization, are working for the Spoiled Milk God!
Beware, also of the lactose intolerant! They would say that there is no Whole Milk God! They too are working for the Spoiled Milk God, they just don’t realize it!
As you can imagine Spoiled Milk Hell is an awful place filled with spoiled milk and the "products" of lactose intolerant heathens! Awful, awful, STINKY rotten place to spend eternity!

I encourage you, for the sake of your eternal milky soul, to please accept the one true Whole Milk God! Confess your eternal devotion, and ask forgiveness of your sinful ways!

Blessings from the one with a direct line to Whole Milk God
AA

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Do we get to suck on the

Do we get to suck on the Whole Milk God's teat? Is there a Soy Milk Devil deceiving those heathen alactosist?


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What if you drink much

What if you don't drink much milk?

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TRICK QUESTION!!! I work for the "Spoiled" (ha ha! oxymoron) Milk God! You heathens will be have A and D added and YOU WILL be pasteurized in the name of the One True Milk God (R)!!!! AND WE WILL SELL THE VIDEO OF YOU LOSING YOUR EXTRA FAT ON EBAY!!!!!

"What right have you to condemn a murderer if you assume him necessary to "God's plan"? What logic can command the return of stolen property, or the branding of a thief, if the Almighty decreed it?"
-- The Economic Tendency of Freethought


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MrRage wrote: Do we get to

MrRage wrote:
Do we get to suck on the Whole Milk God's teat?

Whole Milk God is not a cow. It is untampered with milk straight from the holiest of holy cows. 

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Is there a Soy Milk Devil deceiving those heathen alactosist?

Soy Milk is yet another of the false milk gods, and will lead you directly to Spoiled Milk Hell. 

We must favor verifiable evidence over private feeling. Otherwise we leave ourselves vulnerable to those who would obscure the truth.
~ Richard Dawkins


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qbg wrote: What if you

qbg wrote:

What if you don't drink much milk?

Milk consumption, while required, is only a small part of your devotion. 


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You heathens will be have A and D added and YOU WILL be pasteurized in the name of the One True Milk God (R)!!!!

Whole Milk God did not send D to pave our way to Milky Way Heaven, and it did not send A to act as our conscience!

We must accept Whole Milk God as it intended, not as WE intend with our pasteurization and added vitamins! Such things earn you a one way ticket to spoiled milk hell!

 

Now, stop questioning the all knowing, all powerful Whole Milk God and bow down and pray as hard as you can that it will forgive your processed ways and accept you as a cow or bull. 

We must favor verifiable evidence over private feeling. Otherwise we leave ourselves vulnerable to those who would obscure the truth.
~ Richard Dawkins


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What if someone's lactose

What if someone's lactose intolerant?