FUNNY PICTURES ABOUT RELIGION GO HERE
Posted on: January 24, 2007 - 7:19pm
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FUNNY PICTURES ABOUT RELIGION GO HERE
I'll start with a small one.
(I have a dream.... All churches becoming deflatable.)
Pssssssst NOOoo. PLEASE LORD don't forsake me! NOOoo. PSSSSssssssssssssss...etc.
~Let us be reasonable~
You want to claim there's such a thing as "the supernatural"? Fine. I hereby declare you to be "paracorrect" in doing so.
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More blatant plugging from "The Evil Atheist Conspiracy Public Relations Department".
This has to be my favorite picture of all time. Bravo.
There's a lot of funny pictures here.
Although you can make fake church signs at the site, the pics at the link above are claimed to be real.
That would be the REAL primate general of the Benedictine Order.
EDIT:
I also found him playing guitar
Psalm 50(1):8. For behold thou hast loved truth: the uncertain and hidden things of thy wisdom thou hast made manifest to me.
put your butt out on jesus' face
A classic:
Oh I sooooo want one of those!
I first saw this a couple years ago, so it may have been seen already. But it wasn't posted. So I tracked it down.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
I am speechless.
[MOD EDIT] Something was redirecting the display of the intended picture (which wasn't offensive and is now displaying) to a truly disgusting, offensive picture. The redirect has happened multiple times. Uploaded actual picture to personal Photobucket account and reposted with new URL.]
KSMB, is that photo for real? I guess it would be pointless to argue with this guy that John von Neumann deserves an equal amount of credit along with Turing.
That reminds me of a site that claimed that Apple computers were Satanic because the kernel of Mac OS X is named Darwin.
Actually, the kernel in OS X is XNU, but Mac OS X is in the Darwin family!
"What right have you to condemn a murderer if you assume him necessary to "God's plan"? What logic can command the return of stolen property, or the branding of a thief, if the Almighty decreed it?"
-- The Economic Tendency of Freethought
You must be a programmer.
They're finally coming around.
This guy has some crappy Christian themed artwork.
*dies of laughter* .......................... oh my sides hurt lmfao.
que sexy
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Forget where that's from.
Made that one myself.
From postsecret.com, I thought it was moving.
I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins
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Here are I few I came across today:
I suspect that the sign is ironic. Things like the rainbow flag hint that the picture was taken at a pro-gay rally, and that the placard-holder is just trying to show that the world has a lot to thanks gays for.
I doubt that anyone able to write would seriously call for the destruction of the computer.
Just a thought,
CD
Since when did Jesus say a sense of humor was a sin?
I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins
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Ever buy a book just for its cover? I did. I found this "gem" at one of the booths of the MCC sale when I was college.
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Like squishing a spider in the shower?
Odd it took god the entire Mesozoic to notice.
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^^ MUST!!! HAVE!!!!!!
Off to the Internets!!
LOL...I actually found it on eBay just now: http://tinyurl.com/2kfla4 <--click here
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... I had to put this one up... Warning OMJ GRAPHIC KLOL
I wan't this on a t-shirt... I know that sounds twisted... But I "LOL" everytime I see it.
"Snickers - The atheist candybar"
The list could go on and on. XD
So did I, and I just bought it
BTW, are you into Star Trek, Star Wars, both? Or is it just the silliness of the book that grabbed you?
(I'm actually a fan as well as a lover of silliness.)
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OMFG! ROTLFMAO!!!
That would make a great T-shirt, but I'd get lynched for wearing it around here. How about a nice poster?
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I am a fan of both and the sillieness of the book grabbed me.
I have a tattoo of Boba Fett's Mandalorian symbol on my arm.
I can't wait to reed this book.
This wasn't meant to be a silly image. The website is for real. However, I suspect that whoever did the text didn't realize what it sounded like!
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Susan, the book cover I showed you is also real...no fooling. I'm sure "Winkie Pratney" (seriously silly name in and of itself) didn't realize how stupid his title sounded...or how silly the cover was.
It's an honest-to-goodness Christian book.
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Winkey has a Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winkie_Pratney
and his own website:
http://www.winkiepratney.com/
He must not be too proud of this book. It's not in the list of his books on his website.
I just had to break photoshop out again..
One of the artists at our tattoo shop [I'm a silent partner] is a pentecostal minister and the other two are atheists. I showed this picture to one of the atheist artist and he made me print it out and hung it up at his station. You should see the preacher. He's pacing back and forth fuming. We're all laughing at him. He's always leaving his little pamphlets lying around for the other artists, so we're giving him a taste of his own medicine.
I -honestly- have a huge craving for snickers right now because of that...
Be sure and let us know if the preacher ends up reacting (other than pacing and fuming). Do we suspect he will react in an un-xian manner????
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He's all bluster. He tries to lecture us, but most of the guys know more about his religion than he does. He's used to us not backing down from him, so he just sulks a lot. We're the only tattoo shop in town and he doesn't want to move, so he's sort of stuck with us. We put up with his garbage, so he has to put up with us and our shenanigans. Some times he'll laugh it off, but most of the time he pouts.
He's so funny. He'll read the bible when there's nothing to do, and nobody says anything, but I recently lent my copy of The God Delusion to one of the artists, and every time he reads it in the shop, Preacher gets all worked up.
I love where I work. Not a day goes by without some sort of drama
I find it interesting that a preacher would be a tatoo artist.
What does he do when someone wants something a bit anti-religious? A picture of his reaction might be pretty amusing.
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We have two other artists that are more than happy to take his money.
He won't tattoo any person if they want one anywhere near their naughty bits. He loses so much money, I don't know why he still does it.
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