Atheists, Beware the Banana!

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Atheists, Beware the Banana!

I was watching some other video that someone linked me and this one came up at the end. So, I clicked on it.
I watched this video several times out of sheer amusement... I still laugh every time I watch it.

Whenever I'm flicking through the channels at home and I see these guys, I have to stop and watch. They're just too stupid... and stupid people are fun to watch.


By the way, several people in my family are allergic to bananas. I guess God just hates them.

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Gah!!

I am now dumber for having watched that. Thanks. Sticking out tongue

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the idea that perhaps the most easily eaten fruit had their seeds deposited farther away, leading to more of the most easily eaten fruit. Sigh. <sarcasm>I guess it must have been magic.</sarcasm>

 

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Of course, the banana

Of course, the banana argument!

That clinches it. How could I have been so blind?

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When Hellbound Allleee had

When Hellbound Allleee had Ray on her show, they educated Mr. Comfort on the ancestry of the banana.

The banana he holds in his hand in this video is not the original type of banana found in the wild. The modern banana was genetically engineered in the past to get rid of the seeds in it. The original didn't resemble the one he's holding either.

 http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/07/0726_wirebanana.html

 and

http://home.wlu.edu/~dennisp/intr132/Hist.html

 

I just think it's too bad that a tornado didn't go through Ray's gray matter and construct a decent mind. lol. 

 

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I really get a good laugh

I really get a good laugh from this clip, simply because when I first saw, I found it so absurd, that I honestly thought it was a farce making fun of creationists.  Needless to say, I really started shaking my head when I found out it he was serious.


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Piper2000ca wrote: I really

Piper2000ca wrote:
I really get a good laugh from this clip, simply because when I first saw, I found it so absurd, that I honestly thought it was a farce making fun of creationists. Needless to say, I really started shaking my head when I found out it he was serious.

 

Well, according to those two, it was a joke after all (AKA: I was wrong, but I'll just dodge that fact.)

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After watching Krehlic and

After watching Krehlic and Sapients vid posts, I have found the Lord.  Screw you guys, I'm off to join the cult... er... church!  There seems to be no end to the ammunition these xtian folk seem to love giving us!  By the way, he seemed experienced at making that facial experssion when demonstrating the ease at which a banana fits into the human mouth.  I'm not tryin to say nuthin, I'm just sayin! lol

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I find it funny that "god's

I find it funny that "god's fruit" is shaped like a phallus.  God, you dirty bastard.

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God's  a pervert! ::

God's  a pervert! :ROTF:


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this is why some people

this is why some people should never breed


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Sapient, do you know if Ray

Sapient, do you know if Ray Comfort has seen this video? (The one that you guys made that disproves Comfort's banana argument).