Christmas wish

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Christmas wish

Does anyone have the Steve Martin "Christmas Wish" skit from SNL? I couldn't find it on youtube.

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Here's the text: If I could

Here's the text:

If I could have one wish for christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sings in unison all with smiling faces.

If I could have just two wishes for christmas, the first one would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing while happy and smiling, the second would be for 30 million dollars to be given to me on a monthly basis, deposited in a swiss bank account.

If I could have just three wishes for christmas the first would be for all the children to hold hands and sing, the second for 30 million dollars to be deposited monthly in my bank account, and the third would be to have absolute power over all the creatures of the earth and sky and the whole universe.

If I could have four wishes for christmas, the first would definately be that children crap, the second would be the 30 million dollars, the third would be absolute power trough the whole universe and the fourth would be that every year, one month would be set aside, and i would have a 31 day orgasm.

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Awesome.  Thanks!  Still

Awesome.  Thanks!

 Still haven't found the video of it, but I haven't looked really hard either.  Just struck me today that I ought to have that on my computer just so I can chuckle at it once a year.

 

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