Bible stories told by leggo people
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.html
Leviticus 15:16
'When a man ejaculates semen...'
Leviticus 15:16
'...he must wash his whole body with water, and will be unclean until evening.
Leviticus 15:17
'Any clothing of leather touched by the ejaculated semen must be washed and will be unclean until evening.'
Leviticus 15:18
'Whenever a woman has intercourse with a man...'
Leviticus 15:18
'...both of them must wash, and will be unclean until evening.
Leviticus 15:19
'Whenever a woman has her menstrual period, she will remain in a state of menstrual pollution for seven days.
Leviticus 15:19
'Anyone who touches her will be unclean until evening.'
Leviticus 15:22
'Anyone who touches anything she sat on...'
Leviticus 15:22
'...must wash clothing and body, and will be unclean until evening
Leviticus 15:24
'If a man goes so far as to have intercourse with her...'
Leviticus 15:24
'...he will contract her menstrual pollution, and will be unclean for seven days. Any bed he lies on will be unclean.
Leviticus 15:28
'When she becomes clean of her discharge, she shall count off seven days. After that, she will be clean.'
Leviticus 15:29
'On the eighth day, she will take two doves or two young pigeons to the priest.'
Leviticus 15:30
'The priest will offer one of them as a sacrifice for sin and the other as a burnt sacrifice. In this way he makes atonement for her before Yahweh for her unclean discharge. '
Leviticus 15:32-33
'Such is the law for a man who ejaculates semen, a woman who menstruates, and a man who has intercourse with a woman when she is unclean.'
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That's pretty funny!
I love the bricktestament. It makes the bible so interesting. Oh yeah, I should've already killed @ 960 doves/pigeons if I had only known.