Rudolph, a Betty Ford Clinic graduate, By Brian37

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Rudolph, a Betty Ford Clinic graduate, By Brian37

I thought of this ditty years ago and thought I'd post it here. To the pollitically correct, if you cant take a joke, grow the fuck up.

The song you hear today was not what Rudoph The Red Nose Reindeer's original song. He had a coke adiction that he battled with untill finally getting sober and decided to clean up his act. Here are the original lyrics before he got sober.

Rudolph The Coke Nosed Reindeer, By Brian37

Rudolph The Coke Nosed Reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disinagrated
From snorting all the blow

All of the other reindeer
Stoll poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all the blow
And threw the ziplock in the trash

Then one feam'n winter's eve
Rudoph needed a fix
He shouted "Where the hell's my fucking coke"
So they gave him a baking soda mix

Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his useual buzz

That damned sliegh
Started loosing altitude
Santa exclaimed "What the fuck
That was rather rude"

All of the other reindeer
Were impaled upon a tree
And Rudolph adimatly shouted
"Never fuck with me"
(End)

Fortunatly for society Rudy eventally got clean and stayed clean.

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Damn. Good thing kids hear

Damn. Good thing kids hear the other story! Very creative though, I like your poems


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That was funny.

That was funny.


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I thought I would bump this

I thought I would bump this for the upcomming season.

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog