What does the name your theists parents gave you mean?
ROFL, I just realized my name is a great source of humor.
My name is Christopher (I go by Chris).
From Behind the Name:
Means "bearing Christ", derived from Late Greek Χριστος (Christos) combined with φερω (phero) "to bear, to carry". Christopher was the legendary saint who carried the young Jesus across a river. He is the patron saint of travellers. Another famous bearer was Christopher Columbus, the explorer who reached the West Indies in the 15th century.
Since I've been young, I've been told it means "Believer in Christ". I remember my parents giving me a plaque that says some such thing. Does anyone else have funny christian-based names?