I was thinking on joining this religion...(funny)
Just a website I came across....( sorry guys, I may convert over to this- lol )
Their heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano! (Plus, they get to dress up as pirates!)
"When you understand why YOU dismiss all the other gods, you will understand why I DISMISS yours"
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Heh heh. Yeah, we've pretty much all known about the FSM for a while.
Spreading the love of the holy noodle. Arrrg!
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
I've hear of the FSM plenty of times before, but this is the first time I've watched that video and heard the "Theory of Inteligent Falling".
I'm watching it at work and trying very hard not to burst out in laughter. That was awesome.
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I own the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book, so I heard of IF theory. LOL!!
How about joining this religion instead?
http://www.ee.oulu.fi/~pussinen/penguin/penguinism.html
Keep in mind a new theory: Penguins can fly and they're not stupid, they're only pretending to be that way to avoid acting suspicious.
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Shit, is anything LESS idiotic than Christianity?
Penguinism! I thought I heard it all!
"When you understand why YOU dismiss all the other gods, you will understand why I DISMISS yours"
I think we need to have a Penguinist and a Pastafarian debate on our show.
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Wow, his logic explaining the FSM's origins in China because of how short everyone is over there is astounding!! I've never thought of it that way!
The Enlightenment wounded the beast, but the killing blow has yet to land...
Great idea!!- And mabey for background music you can book Charlie from Charlie the Hamster Evangelistic Ministry ( I heard his manager is Richard Gere, so please, for health concerns, if you book the rodent, please dont touch him! )
http://www.netgeist.com/CTH/CTH_10Commandments.html
"When you understand why YOU dismiss all the other gods, you will understand why I DISMISS yours"