Why masterbation is better than deity belief.
Why masturbation is better than deity belief.
1. You can always find your privates when you need them.
2. Masturbation never started a war.
3. You can prove that your penis or vagina exist.
4. It doesn't take 2,000 years to orgasm. (unlike the orgy of violence God/Allah is frothing at the mouth for)
5. Your hand or toy wont have you arrested for giving yourself pleasure.
6. A bearded man in sandles cant tell you how to whack off.
7. Playboy and Penthouse are required reading. (Playgirl for women and gays)
8. Your genitals wont burn you for ever, but if you do it right, they will burn with pleasure.
9. Your genitals dont make excuses as to why you shouldnt.
10. Who has ever heard of a Jackoff Jihad?
11. Who has ever heard of a cunninglinguist Crusade?
12. God/Allah/Yahwey watch? Could you tell the pervs to get out of my bedroom.
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