Hey Good News!
It's the Good News Mobile and it's coming to our school every day to hand out pamphlets about the Good Lord. They get to drive around whereever the students exit the building. By intercepting them before going home, they make sure their parents have no say whether they should believe Christianity or not. Are you Jewish, Hindu, Atheist, etc? They don't care because you are wrong!
So, have a Good News Day because Jesus died for you. "Isn't that special?" (read like the Church Lady)