This is the latest joke I heard on Freethought Radio:
A little girl is carrying a basket of kittens and runs into a Catholic priest. She tells him they are Catholic kittens. The priest says "Oh, they are Catholic kittens? How nice." A few weeks later she has them and runs into him again. He asks her how the Catholic kittens are. She tells him "Oh, they are no longer Catholic kittens, they are now Atheist kittens." He is a bit shocked and asks "They are Atheist kittens? What happened?" She tells him "They opened their eyes."
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