The "smite" forum
This forum is to list all the times God smited (or is it smote?) Someone without justification in the Bible (or at least for a very minor infraction.) I'll put as the first people on this list who got the divine bitch-slap:
The town where the Ark of the Covenant was passing through and it started to fall over. 2 guys commited the crime of trying to steady it, and this made God so angry he not only killed them, but more than 50,000 other people! Can you imagine the reaction in the UN if a dictator killed more than 50,000 people because they touched (for example) his statue, and to keep it from falling! God is good. Bull-fucking-shit!
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team