Does any one know any good jokes?

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Does any one know any good jokes?

I have a funny one:
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.


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That's good!

That's good! Laughing out loud


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What did the solipsist say

What did the solipsist say to the narcissist?


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I had to look that one up

I had to look that one up Puzzled

sol·ip·sism Pronunciation (slp-szm, slp-)
n. Philosophy
1. The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
2. The theory or view that the self is the only reality.


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I cheated. I googled the

I cheated. I googled the answer to that one. lol.

jesus and moses are sitting on a boat in the red sea. jesus says, "Wow. That trick where you parted the sea. That was awesome. I never got to see it because I hadn't been born yet. Could you do that for me now?"
moses replies, "No. Sorry. When I passed on the staff, I lost all of my powers. But that trick where you walked on the sea. Now that was cool. I didn't get to see it because I was dead. Could you do that for me?
"Sure." so jesus puts one foot on the water, puts the other foot on the water, pushes off of the boat, and SINKS LIKE A ROCK!
moses reaches over and grabs jesus pulling him back into the boat.
"What happened??!!", moses asks.
jesus shrugs and says, "Well, the last time I tried that trick I didn't have these holes in my feet."

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hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha