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Does any one know any good jokes?
Posted on: September 5, 2006 - 11:38pm
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Does any one know any good jokes?
I have a funny one: Bookmark/Search this post with: |
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That's good!
What did the solipsist say to the narcissist?
I had to look that one up
sol·ip·sism Pronunciation (slp-szm, slp-)
n. Philosophy
1. The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
2. The theory or view that the self is the only reality.
I cheated. I googled the answer to that one. lol.
jesus and moses are sitting on a boat in the red sea. jesus says, "Wow. That trick where you parted the sea. That was awesome. I never got to see it because I hadn't been born yet. Could you do that for me now?"
moses replies, "No. Sorry. When I passed on the staff, I lost all of my powers. But that trick where you walked on the sea. Now that was cool. I didn't get to see it because I was dead. Could you do that for me?
"Sure." so jesus puts one foot on the water, puts the other foot on the water, pushes off of the boat, and SINKS LIKE A ROCK!
moses reaches over and grabs jesus pulling him back into the boat.
"What happened??!!", moses asks.
jesus shrugs and says, "Well, the last time I tried that trick I didn't have these holes in my feet."
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