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Posted on: January 28, 2008 - 10:49am

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I have another idea for how to deal with the Jehovah's Witnesses (or any door-to-door proselytizers really.) Hook the doorbell up to a stun gun - just make sure it's disconnected until you know they're coming. Bet that would give them a surprise!

* Note - saying it would give them a "shock" would have been too easy. : ROTF :

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Posted on: January 28, 2008 - 10:58am #1

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MattShizzle wrote: I have

MattShizzle wrote:

I have another idea for how to deal with the Jehovah's Witnesses (or any door-to-door proselytizers really.) Hook the doorbell up to a stun gun - just make sure it's disconnected until you know they're coming. Bet that would give them a surprise!
* Note - saying it would give them a "shock" would have been too easy. ::

Matt, we know you are joking, but unfortunatly there are nutty Christians out there that will needlessly take that seriously.

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Posted on: January 28, 2008 - 12:00pm #2

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Brian37 wrote: Matt, we

Brian37 wrote:

Matt, we know you are joking, but unfortunatly there are nutty Christians out there that will needlessly take that seriously.

Yeah, and there are also nutty atheists (i.e. me) that will take that seriously to ! Laughing out loud

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Posted on: January 28, 2008 - 12:45pm #3

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MattShizzle wrote: I have

MattShizzle wrote:

I have another idea for how to deal with the Jehovah's Witnesses (or any door-to-door proselytizers really.) Hook the doorbell up to a stun gun - just make sure it's disconnected until you know they're coming. Bet that would give them a surprise!
* Note - saying it would give them a "shock" would have been too easy. ::

Dude.

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