Sometimes I wonder if Christians really are from another planet

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Sometimes I wonder if Christians really are from another planet

Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin

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Now I know why the church

Now I know why the church is a haven for molesters.


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I want one!

I want one!


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Hambydammit wrote: "Now

Hambydammit wrote:

"Now kiddies, if you pull Uncle Jesus' lever real hard you'll get a little treat."


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No Catholic confessional

No Catholic confessional should be without one.

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WTF was going on in the

WTF was going on in the manufacture's boardroom when they ok'ed this item?  It must have been designed by Ray Charles and Ok'ed by Stevy Wonder.

HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THE OBVIOUS? 

Man, if I were Christian I'd be tottally embarrassed.

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Buahahahaha!!!! this is the

Buahahahaha!!!! this is the funniest thing ever!!!


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Ahhhh ! That's what they

Ahhhh ! That's what they meant by : 

Let there be light !

This is hilarious ! 


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Christianity = the

Christianity = the Cloverfield monster.


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  "When Jesus gets


 

"When Jesus gets red-get under the bed!"

Things don't get much worse than this...

Readiness to answer all questions is the infallible sign of stupidity. Saul Bellow, Herzog


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This makes me wonder about

This makes me wonder about the origin of the term "glory hole".


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I am SOOO sending that pic

I am SOOO sending that pic to all my gay friends Smiling


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lol!!

lol!!


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I don't know if anyone

I don't know if anyone noticed this, but it almost looks like Jesus has an erection in that photo.


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So much for doing it with

So much for doing it with the lights off...


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./sigh, some one has to

./sigh, some one has to ask...

 

is that "Threat Alert Jesus" real?

 

If the answer is Yes, pleae dial 911 for me, for i am hatting ent annurism... TOAST! hehhehe

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The Doomed Soul

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./sigh, some one has to ask...

 

is that "Threat Alert Jesus" real?

Since I didn't call the number I don't know either, but I hope that it isn't real. I heard that George Bush has one of these on his bedroom wall though.

Readiness to answer all questions is the infallible sign of stupidity. Saul Bellow, Herzog


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um... 555? International

um... 555?

International symbol for fake phone #.

 

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I seriously want one of

I seriously want one of these switch plates.

I have to wonder if anyone has implemented a clapper with this light switch.  Give Jesus 'the clap' and "let there be light."


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    I want one too,

    I want one too, seached google, no luck ???

'Jesus teacher of everything, doing sex education', did someone edit my bible? .... can't find that lesson either ??? 

   and Hi Shelly .... I must write you a love letter .... sigh ....


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Love letter?  I'm still

Love letter?  I'm still waiting for a reply to my PM. Eye-wink

I tell you, guys, I'm getting absolutly no love these days.  At least Jesus loves me.  I'm not so sure how things are going to work out for us though.  Large piercings are kindof a turnoff for me.   It's not even like I could turn off the lights either.  Do socks and fingerless gloves come with the switchplate?