Why do guys get turned on by lesbian love?
Offline RRS is the perfect place to discuss wholesome family matters like porn, tits and other really important issues. So let's talk about lesbian love. Why do guys enjoy thinking about it? My better half and I were watching the movie Imagine Me and You with Piper Perabo (her prior claim to fame was Coyote Ugly) and Lena Headey (who played the queen in 300). Now this was the most definitive swan song of chick flicks (ie. no lesbotic porn, a lot of talking and crying). Yet I thoroughly enjoyed the film for the fine acting, tear jerking moments and humor but I was also completely turned on by the lead characters eventual intent of french kissing, tit massaging and mutual clitoral bliss (even though none of that was shown--dammit!!)
So why was I turned on by this flick? In contrast, my wife turned her head away while Jake Gyllenhaal took it up the ass from Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain. Why aren't women turned on by the thought of men having sex? Given the choice, I bet women would rather see two women go at it rather than two men. And even the most homophobic, sexually repressed, ultra-religious guy likely sins about Halle Berry giving Salma Hayek a sponge bath.
If lust is an innate property the evolutionary intent of which was for reproduction, why would the male psych. think about non-reproductive sex among women? Or for that matter, why are men turned on by a woman masturbating? What is the evolutionary advantage of this? Why would the lust module have evolved via natural selection if it allows mental imagery of non-reproductive sexual thoughts? Mind you, among Bonobos lesbian sex is quite common and we're just a few nucleotides away from them. Lusty thoughts about lesbians are great but why?
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I wouldn't know anything about drugs
but I read somewhere that ecstasy would be more appropriate than heroine in this particular situation.
Either I killed this thread or everyone has been distracted by the red tube... Bad Shelley!
I came across a clip on redtube today of Smurf sex. I am not kidding. A guy and a girl, painted blue with white hats on. I think redtube's slogan should be -- "Redtube, When You Think You've Seen Everything at Least Once..."
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
Begs the question of: Did you watch it?
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Absolutely. I figured that was a given.
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
The real question is:
Did you stop by the party store and buy some blue face paint on your way home from work?
As a feminist...
... and this is a very important issue !
I have to stand tall in solidarity with Smurfette.
How could she possibly pull it off ? Living with all these annoying smurfs all the time !
I would have poisoned the water supply a long time ago !
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
Her pick of 99 dudes and an old sugar daddy. Ok. 98 because I don't think the one with the flower in his hat wanted her.
WTF?
Did I just try to correlate a cartoon with
Nevermind. See y'all later.
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Smurf Sex, comin' at ya:***NOT SAFE FOR WORK, LINK SHOWS SMURF_FUCKING*** http://www.redtube.com/8399
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
I came across Simpsons porn once. It was disturbing and I don't want relive it.
I've always known that deep down I'm a lesbian. Yup, it all makes sense now.
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Smurfette? Did this turn into the what would heaven be like thread? I would totally put up with having to listen to my own flutey voice live in a mushroom to have 98 guys competing for my attention, and vanity smurf as an awesome best friend.
Who am I kidding. The mushrooms probably have psychedelic properties. Move housing over to the 'pro' list.
Best part of the Smurfs video by far is the part where they all start whistling the song.
Has anyone ever seen the forum game where people search the internet for hardcore porn pictures and then use MS Paint to try and disguise the picture as something innocent?
Oh man... it's one of the most hilarious games I've ever seen.
We should start one under a thread named "Read if you love Jesus".
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
I would have to get a lot of these mushrooms to be happy there.
It's not worth it !
Let Gargamel eat me... At least I'll see his cat Azrael... The only pussy I'll ever be getting over there.
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I think that actually happened in that porn version.
Morte alla tyrannus et dei
Laws of our cosmos,
Excited VIGINAS are fun things, we like it ....
all the action, twice the goods on display, no dicks
my thoughts exactly
wow you answered perfectly.
I had an ex who couldn't have cared any less about 2 women getting it on because he had seen enough lesbian porn. I can watch 2 men get it on if they're hot.
---George Carlin---
Gargamel turns you on ?
God ! I'll definitely never understand straight people... lol
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Sex ? I been thinking about that too,
Nothing here worth your time , but I will send anyway , old history , nothing much clever about it, fucking boring really, Move on from this .....
SOME Islamic Porn, ( poor deprived folks )
Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c I could't find a guy/gay version but that could get popular /// a project ?
Wish I hadn't seen that 2 cup thing, I couldn't get thru it ..... erase .....
Shelley use to be a mechanic, I love a girl who knows how to use her tools .....
I love Viagra, me is a kid again with knowledge, I can make your motor rev, it's so big again ....
All my true love's have been multi orgasmic screaming nymphos, I'm spoiled I suppose, addiction can be a bitch , please talk dirty to me girls,
"I need you BAD" ... Where is that song by Ted ?
Found this , Pantera doing Ted Nuggent
Pantera- Cat Scratch Fever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH_9OtAlWDk&feature=related
(btw, that guitarist was murdered on stage)
Ted Nugent - Little Miss Dangerous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASIVv_LiBoU
Crave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7OcFbmkMvA
The first Ted Nugent Band was the best , see the others, it's most ALL about SEX
Just What the Doctor Ordered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGtdryPx17M&feature=related
Wango Tango
,Yeah Big fucking deal ....
GET NAKED
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Shelley is...
To bad she's...
I should stop writing... right about... Now !
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So long Dimebag !
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I love you Girl Dancing ....
I love you Dimebag ....
Truly a philosophical question. Are the corrupt contemptible or are the corruptible contemptuous?
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My English ends where your question begins.
What ?
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No need to contemplate guys. I know how to use your 'tools' as well
Speaking of music though - Mr GAWN, can toss me up on the counter and ...
(I didn't end with the dots to censor myself. I didn't want to limit him to just one thing
DISCLAIMER: Even though I've finally admitted my e-crush publicly on a dare, the offer is still on the table. mmm... the table... that's an option too.)
way cool Mr GAWN , what a lucky bro ....
http://www.myspace.com/mrgawntechno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTnWDgpBO4s
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Atheist rapper, producer, video creator, and otherwise kick ass guy. Mr. Gawn
His interests would surprise you, for example he enjoys quantum physics, cosmology, string theory, astrophysics, astronomy, geometry, deep philosophical questions, and other subjects that go way over the head of your average american.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo/#url=http://www.mrgawn.com/
... a wild man, what's that tell ya guys !
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G-I-R-L
Getting back to WILD girls .....
Look , it's Shelley, Dancing Girl, And Kelly getting wild http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZG4WqjZ-Mo
Here's Shelley again, being tame ! Nightwish Planet Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-WPtVAAxUE
- List of female heavy metal singers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_heavy_metal_singers
I like like the ones that sing like they are possessed ! That freaks me .... screamers !
Back too those dilldos; I bought my wife a really big one , and that was one of the best things I ever did , she liked it ! .... I was so more the happy .... the neighbors were asking .... how ya do that all night ? .....
King Missle "Detachable Penis" Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQz771qlnxY
GOD made SEX , so really Do It >GOOD<
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Ahhhh, I think what it all boils down to is the simple fact that penises are hideous! The vagina, on the other hand, is a beautiful configuration of soft, smooth folds of flesh that attract the eye and drive the blood down...
okay...think I got a bit carried away. You know what I mean though. I, for one, would rather see a frolicking mass of vaginas then a throbbing pile of penises ANY day
I think of it this way:
Let's say you're a straight guy and you watch a hot couple kissing involving a girl you are SO turned on by. The guy is fine and all, you don't mind him, it's really the (a) act of kissing and (b) girl that turns you on. If two girls are kissing, you get the same formula but with two girls. Double the sexual stimulation.
As for watching a woman masturbate...well, even the idea of sex (be it masculine or feminine in nature) can arouse a person. Men also like to see women's genitals as it reminds them of sex, and it is an erogenous zone (duh!) they can somewhat relate to.
The human psyche responds to many different types of sexual stimuli, not all of them easily explanaible or understandable. The "average Joe" across the street may be a banker by day in a Red Sox jersey and a masochist by night. There is nothing wrong with fetishes, it's generally healthy and incredibly common. Thus, if humans are capable and commonly aroused by non-reproductive sexual stimuli, it is not so strange that lesbians are arousing.
I agree with Kelly; everything we do does not nessecarily having an evolutionary basis.
I mean, if people get turned on by vomit, I don't see how it's surprising that a sexual act between two attractive people can do the same.
Furthermore, I don't believe there is simply "gay", "bi" and "straight", as Kelly's anecdote reflects. People fall on a spectrum; those words are blanket terms for a generally preferrable gender. This may or may not be related to evolution.
Oh, and you'd be surprised how many women (and straight men!) enjoy gay men!
*Our world is far more complex than the rigid structure we want to assign to it, and we will probably never fully understand it.*
"Those believers who are sophisticated enough to understand the paradox have found exciting ways to bend logic into pretzel shapes in order to defend the indefensible." - Hamby
Here's a wild one, I don't know much about her 'god' but I like her style .... google
"Stripper for God" http://www.kellieeverts.com/
lots of essays too
RRS Kelly is of course my favorite pro teaser, I love big creative sensous bold brains .... geezz there I go again, gettin a woody, damn love hurts .... so good.
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wow we're kinda opposite in our thinking.....I think vajajays no matter how hairy and flappy or tight and clean they look they all are ugly to me lol. I've seen some very nice, "pretty" penises.
---George Carlin---
ooohh more candy, I love peppermint
.... was actually looking for that evil mezmerizing oldie, so very wicked , no lyrics either ( I'm an old guy here )
No Videos found for 'Trashmen - Peppermint Man'------------------
oh well, had fun anyway with candy
candy girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kNTD4PQTwI
Peppermint Twist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WIvZu4dPQQ
Rock Candy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbPDQvZBwvM boys go crazy ....
me , Candy Man- Sammy Davis Jr. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2hW5oKyN0
then I typed in "Dildo Girl", Two hot lesbians - feet legs dildo part1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLZoz_uhC0&feature=related
WOW, how sweet ....
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wait a minute,
when encountered en mass, vaginas frolick?
You is my kinda girl FreeThoughtMake... Carlin is a prophet. I did a professional female "sex therapist" once, she said my thing was "beautiful" .... she swore she wasn't just doing her job ! ??? She was so lusty and nice.
(.... Okay, losing my breath, heart is going too fast .... thats enough sex for this old man for this hour, I might have a heart attack. Viagra is addicting )
hold on, panting, .... exercise is good if you don't over do it .....
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I knew there was such a thing but this is the first time I have ever heard anyone mention that they, personally, had been to a sex therapist.
An actual therapist or just a fancy title for a "hoe?"
Thanks to the internet I have viewed some exceedingly grotesque images of both designs.
ps, nothing screams "intelligent design" like the sight of an uncircumcised wang.
*raises her hand*
Make that 2 times. :P
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Uh kind of speechless again lol. lol you had a call girl lol....you can say it.
"ps, nothing screams "intelligent design" like the sight of an uncircumcised wang.
"
*Spits out sunny day smoothie" LMFAO.
---George Carlin---
From what I understand sex therapists are not just hookers with a fancy title and a business card. I believe they are actually psychologists that help people resolve sexual issues. However, I did see this one episode of Law & Order where the 'therapist' wore leather chaps and carried a whip...
Only if we're lucky.
Lol I know BUT what I was getting at is how he was describing his encounter didnt sound right like underlining professional took my mind somewhere else.
---George Carlin---
Yeah Matt and Free thought, she did me free of charge and we stayed together for 9 horny yrs, till cocaine took her, and she went back to her old ways. Her feminin spell is still upon on me, and we parted 15 yrs ago .... never could quite replace her.
She spoiled me rotten, damn her ..... I can't get this naughty "succuba" out of my dreams. Think a hypnotist could help me? I doubt it, she was a female proud nympho sex goddess, or the daughter of lucifer, maybe a witch ? She had green eyes , ahh yes, she was a tigress. I couldn't tame the wild in her. Even buddha has failed to cure me of her spell !
Warning fellas, beware of "Little Miss Dangerous". It ain't worth it. Marry a good girl, or if you must, move to the land of mormons or the mid-east and marry 3 good girls. Stay away from juicy lucyfer she devil hellions ! You bad boys are so weak and in danger ! There are no second chances, no going back, no known cures for the torment, beyond the final curtian ....
> "succuba" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus
.... ask bad ass "crying begging wimp" Tommy Lee .... "he will never make it back"
Motley Crue - Looks that Kill Live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE3-h_59ihs
Motley Crue - Looks That Kill (HIGH QUALITY) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk4ZxBbHb5M&feature=related
.... easy girl prey, sitting ducks, Motley Crue - Live Wire: Dolby Stereo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne-Pg4r33bM&feature=related
..... might as well give up and surrender guys and let the women win, the world would be a nicer place and as it should be.
Yeah I know I'm sending mixed messages here, .... girls got me in a daze .... I give up .... please girls, don't hurt me no more .... I am so sorry for what my grand daddys did to you ....
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remember that post i made about sex therapists being professional psychologists? i take that back.
(at least in this case.
)
oh shelley my JOY ! ,
My fault, my bad .... I would never decieve you, except to make you laugh ....
The Joker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHP9o6X6D8
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One of the most mature responses to this thread. Cut that out. lol. You're making us look like pervs.
I'm not sure about your last sentence. If you mean 'enjoy' as in going to a tranny show and laughing/enjoying the performance then yeah. However, if you mean 'enjoy' as in watching two guys screwing then I'd say we needed a different data sample. lol.
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