The "I AM GOD AS YOU" Deciphering Council
Have you been graced by the presence of one who claims to love the RRS, drinking, and poetry in a thread of yours? Have you ever looked at the post and wondered... What the fuck is he talking about?!?! Well we have. His posts have been supportive, occasionally odd, almost always fillled... with... ellipses...., sometimes poetic, and often nearly impossible to decipher. Is it poetry? Abstract art on the RRS forums in the form of a post? Is it merely alcohol? Is he crazy? Is he a genius at work? The greatest antitheist poet to ever live? A christian trying to portray an odd caricature of an atheist? Oh we could contemplate these questions all day.... and so... we shall.
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You can post your "I AM GOD AS YOU" post here and forum members may try to decipher it.
Seriously this is all in good fun folks.
A few days ago Rook started a little deciphering council in skype for Kelly and I. We have yet to succesfully interpret any of this. Feel free to have a crack at these folks.
Euthymius, thanks for wanting to save people, just don't hurt anyone doing it, and no guessing and lies, OK ?I for the most part dig that jesus and buddha ....
Yes the bible church and "jesus" are realities, and isn't that actually mostly embarrssing ????
Love ya , welcome to heaven, there is lots more work to do here, don't mess it up with religion ..... said cool jesus .....
Get Sexy People,It's Fun, It's Free, It's Healthy Exorcise .....
But be safe and wise
Come on you Scientists , Make us FREE of STDs and unwanted Pregnancy. Then to figure out the age requirement ???
The world needs a guilt free ORGY, A celebration of our humanity ......
geezz, the "good-er times" ain't even happened yet .....
bummer, I'll be long dead before this party really gets going .....
but I keep a smile, so lucky we are to have imagination .....
Let me try, ummmmmm Kelly stripping, YEAH !
Okay already, this pulling on my leg is starting to hurt, can I at least keep my pants please ....I just don't want to be the only one naked, I might get in trouble ....
About me stupid, that's why I AM here at this RRS "fix my stupid" school .....
theocracy = 3,000,000 my math is above average. I don't get it pine apple ???
Kelly, I LOVE YOU , for what it's worth,Always , I will never forget the good luck of knowing you ....
.... as the sea doo god smiles upon you,
that wonderful you ,
yeah the season is cold, and religion is old
but hey , there's sea doo god, coming as always next season, to the rescue .....
Summertime Blues,
yeah the blues suck, I hate playing the blues, but I do too .... and damn me
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Well I'm afraid I can't really decipher I AM GOD AS YOU. I usually want to respond...
I AM GOD AS YOU:
I intend to base my thesis on i AM GOD AS YOU (are fucking crazy) but I'm stumped by this one:
I get the yummy twat reference (well, literally but not in actuality - oh forget it) and I get the being stupid for fearing gays. Other than that, I'm stumped.
He's like the new Shakespeare!
If god takes life he's an indian giver
I consider the subject of this thread someone with a prodigious stream of conciousness but with some proximity mines caught up in the deluge.
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I submit the entirety of Saint Augustine's works.
Reading that was one long 'wtf moment' of my life that I will never get back.
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I bet it's a symptom of PTSD, you know, post-theistic stress disorder.
keep this a secret, (from what I can figure) I'm from another planet, .... how I got here?, I don't know .... I just showed up.
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If I ever find out what planet I'm from, I'll let you know. Maybe we're from the same galaxy. It's a small world you know? Or should I say....
Problems of planets are bound within our limits...
We exist as we are from everywhere and yet nowhere....
Galazies comprise us as star dust came we from...
With love we all suffice to see how we bond as one...
Worlds are small, connected we are.
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Hmm, it makes sense to me. He's just saying, "Why do we have all these weird sexual hangups? Language, clothes, body parts, etc."
I think it's cool. It's like listening to one of those homeless street preachers, but instead of just being kooky gibberish, it's gibberish that actually makes some sense. 'God' is (literally) the universe, we are part of the universe, so we are part of God, or more simply, we are God. From that metaphor, you can apply it to any religion and pull out the good stuff while rejecting the bad stuff. Thus, Jesus becomes a good guy, but only when he's quoted as saying good stuff, along with Buddha, Krishna, or whoever. I AM GOD AS YOU has chosen to use this metaphor to try to inject atheistic doubts into the various dogmas theists on RRS might believe. I think he could polish it up a bit, to be more effective, but I still think it's a cool idea.
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"pull out the good, "
go natural
I AM nature, and nothng more,
as you are GOD, TOO .... what else is there ???
All IS ONE ! all is connected, I AM THE SUN ....
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Actually, Brian, it would probably go more like this:
Planets??? no...only BUDDHA is the way
no Devil god of abe.....
Be well on planet snarf says good Jesus, to hell with religion
If awesome Buddha came from planets, I would be from there???? maybe...no....
I am here at RRS school to learn to not be from planets
Go Rook Hawkins...he's genius.....says I.....
Go with BUDDHA brian...as non devil Jesus says...enjoy sexy Kelly
(Pretty good impression, eh?)
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YES , close anyway ... RRS is family,
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Hey Rook I can't find any jewish not religious old bible era stuff , how come ?
I am I right , it was not allowed ???
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We have a thread where we try to decipher what he's saying, but is there a thread where we're only allowed to discuss a topic using I AM GOD AS YOU language?
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
Hum a thread based on what i was thinking earlyer ..
Just what the fuck I AM GOD AS YOU is all about .
At first i thought he was a Athiest.. Then i thought he was a theist..Not i don't know wtf he is.. Just a cross between anoying and sometimes funny.
I seriusly almost came out and asked him wtf he was talking about in the last post he made in one of the threads ive been following..
My opinion.. He is a theist.. Or just crazy.. (ermmm .. Some might think those two go hand in hand.. )
On a more personal note.. (And im not trying to make this about me) I sure hope none of you think im anoying or anything.. Bahh..
Well first of all I would just say that IAGAY seems to be a nice enough person.
I think that in itself makes me more tolerant of his somewhat incoherant ramblings.
I have never detected even the slightest hint of the "ass hole factor" that some of our more lucid members have displayed so I basically just leave him alone and let him express himself.
Wow that was good. Had Kelly and I slapping our knees. He'd distribute that sort of knowledge over several posts though. Usually all 3 of us aren't put on a pedestal in the same post.
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It's only because you're family that we insist you hang in this thread...
leaving this thread you can't....
all is at stake... religion must go...
rrs will end it...
interpret i am god as you because we are all gods,,, and planets will save.
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READING ALL THE POSTS!
type as i am god as you here...
perfect impressions come from many readng of all posts...
we can do this and have fun togehter....
is it a game, or is life a bigger puzzle, an unraveled poem,...
GO RRS./...
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Here we go Gods,...tumble, tumblerr
Tickling Valhalla with Buddha trills....don't grin
Turn up the punch....give me another cuppa musaz
hmmmm....cherry...;
anyone see where I went
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I usually just blank out, stare at the post for a few seconds, then move to the next one.
Maybe there needs to be a small program that converts our text into his text, and he can gain more from us. I'm thinking of those "english to l33t" conversion websites, or the Miguel web filter... http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/miguelfilter.shtml
(before you click that, make sure to read through a few pages on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ to get the idea)
Hey friends, I'm under the weather with a bad cold right now, not feelin to humorous which is often what I try to write, ... having fun with words.
About me being a theist if that means religious , NO not even a bit.
My good rational dad was a huge Bertrand Russell, Alan Watts, Carl Sagan fan, etc etc. Religion was never even considered or discussed and was lame in my upbringing.
The whole concept of god just meant the Cosmos or Reality of Zero superstition.
It wasn't untill this recent appalling Christian Right shit got going that I got into looking at religion and getting vocal about it.
I've been pretty successful at getting people to realize the stupidity and danger of religion.
My sig, "I am god as you" basically says it all. I counter the Xains by re-interpreting bible story Jesus and saying Jesus was an atheist. Hell, it makes way more sense than their hocus pocus religious crap.
As cool Alan Watts wrote: "The religion of Jesus was that he knew he was a son of God, and the phrase "son of " means "of the nature of," so that a son of God is an individual who realizes that he is, and always has been, one with God. "I and the Father are one."
and, "Let this mind be in you." that is to say, let the same kind of [ rational ]consciousness be in you that was in Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ knew he was God.
"Wake up" and find out eventually who you also really are [ god ]. In our culture of course, they'll say you're crazy or you're blasphemous, and they'll either put you in jail or in the nut house (which is the same thing). But if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, "My goodness, I've just discovered that I'm God," they'll laugh and say, "Oh, congratulations, at last you found out."
It's just another xlint angle at debunking the silly sad religious loons.
About the word "GOD", as alot of words, on a universal world wide level has varied definitions. Saying I don't believe in god to a world wide audience is confusing. It's better to be specific and say "I don't believe in god of abe".
"Atheist" is another obviouly misunderstood word, so I've suggested always connecting it to adjectives etc.
"Atheists for God", is not an oxymoron if you grew up in India. It would simply mean atheists for 'truth' or 'reality'.
"You make my Sea Doo smile" ? , is like a biker saying, "that pretty girls tush makes my Harley smile". Ever see a pretty girl riding a bicycle and wish you were the seat !
RRS is my religion ! hee hee ...communication breakdown .... yeah we humans got a ways to go ....
Sorry RRS car problems, Wish I could help but even my only credit card is tapped out, ... we got serious money problems here right now ... I must give up my beer and tobacco habit ....
Plus, I got snot running from my nose ..... I feel lously, geezzz wish there was a loving god to save me, but the only god is me, just as you .... it's up to us ....
God is an Atheist ???, of course, .... crazy word problems .... the Tower of Babel ! sheezzz ...
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I AM GOD AS YOU
in the bottle... universe...
we are all Buddha
(Yes, that was a haiku.)
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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Wow Hamby ,
I went "haiku" googling ... Far out it was. I never knew that.
Clever, crazy, wild.
Syllables of 5 - 7 - 5 , has a nice rythem. Tapping a finger as composed.
But even they broke the rules, and glad they did. Yeah Jazzy "haiku" !
I'm fond of the 3/4 waltz, and the groove "swing" of 6/8, as,
"Buddha was a beatnik, Jesus was a hippy, brothers is all they are ! "
.... hee hee , now back to some 5 7 5 "haiku" ,
"gruesome life embraces
cruelly, bumblebee plopping
pensively, strongly"
"pebble rejoices, drunk angriest snide mobs blow
leerily, teeth lick"
here's mine, ..... for this night,
"Crazy they call me , fattery is all it is , all becoming one"
-- here's another,
"Giggles and tickles, all the more to heal our souls, no more god of abe"
(..... such fun, goofing with words )
Thanks for yours , you clever rascals ....
Fuck abe that old fool, We are God ! Wake up said Buddha .... Jesus too, whatever .... just do it, AWAKE
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Crazy. He is not.
Works with words he does.
Terrible power has he in those words.
Methinks much fear in him.
Too soon to tell if the child will embrace the dark side. Always in motion the future is.
There
is
ano
ther
sky
....
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wal
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ker. Erg!
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Haikus can be fun,
but they sometimes make no sense.
Refrigerator.
Best haiku ever.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
I'm starting to notice that whenever anyone starts writing like I AM GOD AS YOU they all tend to sound like Yoda.
"Help me you will. Or training you will not."
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
I AM GOD AS YOU
I think
you would
enjoy
the poetry of
e e cummings
People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.
Actually I think you're right, Aiia.
One of my favorite poems by e.e. cummings
'What Is'
What is
a
voyage
?
up
upup:go
ing
com;ing won
der
ful sun
moon stars the all, & a
(big
ger than
big
gest could even
begin to be)dream
of;a thing;of
a creature who's
O
cean
(everywhere
nothing
but light and dark;but
never forever
& when)un
til one strict
here of amazing most
now, with what
thousands of (hundreds
of)millions of
CriesWhichAreWings
E.E. Cummings
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
I will consider IAGAY an artist once I hear (and appreciate) his music.
hey Milkshake89, You look like my uncle , he was the "Flash Gorden" on the TV in the late 50's. no lie.
Me as an artist ?, Hey, in what style ya prefer ? ---------------Wish I could reply to all you geniuses, but this damn flu has sapped me.
Please believe me. I don't try to confuse anyone. It's all just one long question, while trying to make the words dance.
I learn alot at RRS, seems "Yoda" is a decent role model ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoda#Personality_and_traits
Yoda is a stern but benevolent teacher, known to have a penchant for mischief and practical jokes. In the prequel films, Yoda is almost always competent and serious, although he does show his playful side. By the time of the original trilogy he affects a lighter manner, joking casually in a way he earlier did not. Yoda never shows any anger.I never knew that wild poet "E. E. Cummings". He wrote alot, and about love.
Poetry can often be such a baffling mind twisting neuron fender bender !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._E._Cummings#Poetry
Wow, this poem of his is a bit entertaining,
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~thier/ee/#iloveu
"the boys i mean are not refined "
the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fuck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night
one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a shit for wit
the boys i mean are not refined
they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite
the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss
they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance
~~~ sheezz I liked that ! .... ain't that rock and roll !
I AM, Loves You More,
I can hear Rick Derringer yelling "Whole lotta shakin goin on", but couldnt find that song on line, ... good "old school" rock .... does cheer me up ....
Rick Derringer - Still Alive And Well (live) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b5bPKUX4DQ
wow, WTF has Rick gone xain on me or is he an atheist for Jesus ? , shit I'm worried .... ( i agree. what's with this Jesus shit. don't want religion with my rock! It only brings me down.)
Yeah oh boy that jesus story, ... if there ever was a wise jesus man he'd still be pissed too ....
Edgar Winter Group - "Frankenstein" , with Rick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo
Johnny Winter "Its All Over Now" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGEEAtS5qmU
We blast the music here, on 15 inch JBL speakers ! Love songs too ....
.... hey Sapient , you gifted poet, the "Merry Christ My Ass" music was cool. We need a list of such, to forward along, .... it is empowering and so healing .......... hey Rook , I am so confused, why the jesus story at all ? All the answers I can come up with are incomplete regarding human nature in this chemical bubble we are.
....anyway you all, Such absurdity to say life is a gift, NO, life is a pain in the ass .... so let's fix it , ... life is better than nothing ???? ummm , not sure about that !
But I'm gigglin ....
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I think we should all... be more like I AM GOD AS YOU...
I am the Manc god... hate all yanks... and capitalists... but jesus too...
I love you all. And if a day shall come... then it will be glory-hole.
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How old is your uncle ? I'm only 18 !
I once made a poem at school. I was in the library - not studying - and I was half
asleep, almost unconscious. I was holding a pencil and there was a loose
leaf in front of me so I started writing whatever would come out of my
head. It's pretty fucked up, cause I don't remember writing much of this.
"Everywhere there is cheating
Hell on three walls
Nothing shields a man who squirms
But what I'd like to know is why my lies stick out
And how women can petrify the mind
For nothing in the limits of earth
Is sacred enough to be considered Great
O My good son
Look at the sign
Covered idiocraties
Is this what you are living for ?
Keep focus, Jamie. One more will rise you"
And it stops dead, right there. Some of it I find spooky. I should try and Freud-analyse this, haha.
I like it. I read the first line and I thought "Great. Another fucking cliche ridden teeanaged angst piece of shit." But it takes off in the second line and never lands again.
Cool.
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IMGAY:
...."Let us come then, you and I,
to spend our evenings watching Sky,
anaesthetised by cups and tables;"
...for your philosophy
ismade on a path
...covered by superflous bananas
and beers.
Miracles don't exist. "Miracle" is a word given to a preposterous event that a theist considers dogmatically advantageous. Def. - Ecclesiastical sensationalism.
maybe it would help if you read his posts in the acting style of Bill Shatner / James.T.Kirk.
Spock!.....
you have to ......
help me....
KAAAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!
Milkshake89 My uncle Steve Holland, Flash Gordon, would be in his mid 80s. He died about 10 yrs ago. Your poem has a lot of messages, ... interesting.
nullusdeus , confused, so I Googled your quote, "Let us come then, you and I, ...... I am still confused ??? but found
2 Results. The poems here are worth checking out, http://www.americanpopularculture.com/archive/emerging/kai_paju.htm
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’s Daughter
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1804298/1/
Paul and Jenny are In Love.
..... superfluous bananas and beers, makes a philosophy so dear !
mark65 Spock , he rocks .....
Anyway, reading my superfluous posts out of context is rather superfluous I'd say !, illogical ....
.... damn, gotta go back to work, you folks are a kick. I'll be back for more kicking ..... seems I have some explaining yet to do.
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IMGAY?
not sure that comes off right... I prefer to call you our budda friend.
I like the short little posts - concise and full of relevant content.
shelley IS a mountain of joy ! yeah Buddhas ....
Here's a cowboy buddha !
Tim Wilson , "But I Could Be Wrong" , a 3 min FUNNY Song, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmWZOK5WNCQ
I must add, ... I am a red neck beer drinking city liberal atheist Jesus/Buddha fan who is sick and tired of that silly God of Abraham ..... kinda sorta, hey but I could be wrong .... nah ... not.
"The Booty Song"......Tim Wilson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2yJ46UkXZ0&NR=1
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You know IAGAY .. I thought of you when i saw this old old picture..
In relation to your posts... Only you know.... lol
hee hee , ... cute kid, looks alot like me, but is that you dave ? .....
I don't recommend thinking about "shit", but if we must,
"The worlds' religions according to Shit" http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/3505/shit.htm
Catholic; If Shit Happens, you deserve it! You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Atheism; Shit Happens for no apparent reason. No shit. What shit? I can't believe this shit!
Agnostic; I think Shit Happens. Maybe shit happens; then again, maybe not. Did someone shit? What is this shit? It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
Nihilism; No shit.
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