god is a steakum
Posted on: November 9, 2007 - 8:26pm
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god is a steakum
my 14 year old son came up with this analogy regarding the "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" commandment:
if the xian god is nothing more than a composite of other gods, and by xian protocol all other gods are false, then essentially that would mean that all the other gods are fake meat, and therefore the xian god is a steakum.
that's my boy 
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What's a steakum?
though i think it varies depending on geography, here in the midwest it's a lovely processed "meat" pattie. but if you can find any trace of actual meat in it, consider yourself extremely lucky.
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The steakums I remember were very thinly sliced pieces of beef. I can't recall if they were processed or not. I do remember them being quite delicious though. I kind of want one now.
I hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
living inside of me
to murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer.
I think the correct spelling is "steakummmmmmm".
Yeah, I remember they came frozen, but they were so thinly sliced that they finished cooking in maybe 30 seconds.
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The brand name is actually Steak-Umm! (with the exclamation point). I use them regularly on quesadillas. They're quite tasty. It's low quality beef, but it's all meat, I'm pretty sure.
I would have to say God is more like a hot dog.
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Right and they'd pop and splatter grease everywhere. As you were cooking them. I usually placed them on some hoagie bread, with a little american cheese and mustard. Tasty stuff.
I hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
living inside of me
to murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer.
hmmm..prepackaged, thinly cut, easy to prepare and consume, goes down easier with some dressing up, some think it's real, some don't, some don't know..
now that's interesting..
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