Halloween Costume
Posted on: October 22, 2007 - 4:12pm
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Halloween Costume
So, I have to go to this halloween party next weekend and I'm having issues thinking of a costume. I don't want to be a slutty nurse, or a slutty devil or a slutty Hermione, etc. I was thinking that it might be interesting to do something with an atheist slant, as it might get people talking. I came across one costume idea of Jesus at a job fair (wear a suit and a crown of thorns, have your resume...) that I thought was kind of funny. Any other ideas?
Any ideas are more than welcome, I'm drawing a total blank.
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Mmm, slutty Hermione
Its hard to have an atheist costume based on a lack of belief on something. We would find it funny if you came in a custome of some sort eating babies, but I doubt that would go well no matter where you went without knowing the joke behind it first. Flying spaghetti monster? ;p
I miss being involved with Halloween, I just am a lazy bastard and it requires more effot that I use elsewhere to do with it. I have always wanted to do the vampire thing but just again, too much work ;p
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First, Hermione is already slutty, no need for addition adjectives. Second, have you considered being a nun? I love to dress up as a member of the clergy for Halloween. Last year, I was Cardinal Richelieu. This year I am going as King Charles II of England.
You could go as a character from Jane Austen's books. They weren't slutty, except that one sister from Pride and Prejudice. You could go as a waif from Les Miserables. They aren't slutty, just mostly scabies and VDs. Ummmm, you could go as Dorothy Hamill from the 1980 Olympics. She's not slutty, just kind of muscled. What do you think?
"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
Dressing up as a priest or something would be interesting ;p
You could do the nun thing, just have the cross you wear around your neck on the outside of the garment be upside down. It's obvious enough to get people's attention, yet if nothing else about the outfit is outwardly satanic then it'll have people scratching their heads if nothing else. OR, instead of a cross you could have the atheism symbol instead...
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Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.
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This is not an original idea, but... if you could score a long, grey beard and some similarly boring garments, you could go as Charles Darwin. Carry a plush beagle in one hand and perhaps some literature on finches in the other.
No one will get it.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
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"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
Go as Natasha Fetale.
Go as Ann Coulter. A modern day witch if there ever was one.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
I often wonder if I'm the only person in the world who finds Ann Coulter inexplicably sexy.
"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
No. I can't imagine that being very pleasant. But Ann, to me, seems that she would be a very decent lay.
I believe that I said it wasn't original.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
Im sorry, there is nothing sexy about her. The girls I want to be with have to have a brain that isn't corrupted by stupidity and bigotry and so many more other things. She is truly a witch.
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Similar hairstyle already in effect, you could go as the RRS's own 'Kelly'.
There is nothing sexy about a lot of things that people are attracted to.
I don't see how having a non-corrupt brain is relevant to me fucking her.
Well im one of the few guys that has zero interest in having sex for the sake of having sex. There has to be more to it then that for me, otherwise no thanks.
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I find that, when it comes to sex, ulterior motives tend to decrease the quality.
Dress as a male priest and have a child around with you all day.
*backhands LosingStreak* You, sir, are a pig. I think I have discovered the mystery of why you are on a losing streak. Now, quit giving the rest of us a bad name, oaf.
"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
Why do so many people make the mistake of thinking that puns formed from my username are clever?
I won't apologize for enjoying sex, and I won't apoligize for wanting it either.
Perhaps you misunderstood what I was refering to. I enjoy sex just like the next guy, its the person that im with that im debating. I won't have sex just cause. Thats where I differ apparently from you (and arguably a lot of guys).
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Sounds made up...
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No, I am not angry at your imaginary friends or enemies.
you could go as the virgin mary. carry a plastic baby jesus and just for kicks bring some child-support papers and say god knocked you up and he still hasn't paid for one diaper.
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Holy Crap! I had no idea this would generate so much... response. LOL! Some of those ideas are very interesting. I like the idea of dressing as a nun with the upside down cross. Something literary would always be a good bet and these people would probably get it, since they are mostly writers and what not. (Thanks Nero - now I'm picturing what's her face from Les Miserables with a raging case of the clap.)
Funnily enough, I just had a friend recently admit to me that he's incredibly attracted to Ann Coulter. I think she needs to eat a sandwich. Oh yeah, and she's a vile, hate-spewing cum dumpster. But hey, to each his own.
If god takes life he's an indian giver
I would dress up like a Pharisee,due the fact they existed and Yeshua didn't.
If you have a guy that will do a theme with you, then you could do what my brother and his wife did a couple of years ago...
He went as a priest, and she as an altar boy. To help sell the pedophile priest act, he bought a children's bible from a thrift store and glued/hollowed out the pages and put candy inside that he handed out throughout the night is a semi-creepy fasion.
You can't rationally argue out something that was not rationally argued in.
What about a naked Jesus - pecker hanging out and everything.
Or for a female a slutty nun?
I don't want to be anything slutty. I don't have a pecker, either.
If god takes life he's an indian giver
Well, just ideas for anyone. And you could always wear a fake one.
My dad went to a halloween party back in the '70s - he used the tube a water heater came in, wrapped it in paper and topped it with cotton. He then decorated it appropriately - he went as a tampon!
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How about this:
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/FSMCostume
I love the preist! Halloween is th best time of the year.
All those costumes are hysterical!!! That priest is just wrong, too funny.
Yeah I have seen a few people in that priest costume. Very wrong but very funny.
You could dress up as Ayn Rand and if you have someone else with you dressed up as Nietzsche. Then occasionally start yelling at eachother about philosophy and what not.
"I, on the other hand, do not feel it necessary to construct a lofty meaning for myself. I prefer the style of the butterfly myself. I will eat what I want, flit about aimlessly, and enjoy the sunshine. Then, I will die. " - Nero, RRS Forum User
Or you could dress like Ayn and have a pair of legs sticking out of your arse, similar to the priest costume.
Yeah, but after a few glasses of wine, the whole act will be out the door, lol. Either that or I'll get my ass kicked because most people hate Rand.
Dude, you're avatar is fucking creepy...
If god takes life he's an indian giver
When one thinks of creative halloween costumes, one naturally tends to think, "I bet the Germans have some good ideas."
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/43669/
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
I'm practicing for my self labotomy...
That or I couldn't sleep and was reallly bored.
"I, on the other hand, do not feel it necessary to construct a lofty meaning for myself. I prefer the style of the butterfly myself. I will eat what I want, flit about aimlessly, and enjoy the sunshine. Then, I will die. " - Nero, RRS Forum User
Lol yeah this works too.
"I, on the other hand, do not feel it necessary to construct a lofty meaning for myself. I prefer the style of the butterfly myself. I will eat what I want, flit about aimlessly, and enjoy the sunshine. Then, I will die. " - Nero, RRS Forum User
I used to know someone, who was a little bit crazy but anyway. She came to a Halloween Party a couple of years ago as God and by that I mean she just put a sticker on that said God on it.
Crazy Northumbrians.
Go as Comedy Jesus... blurting out some of his monolog! LOL
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