Navigation

The Rational Response Squad is a group of atheist activists who impact society by changing the way we view god belief. This site is a haven for those who are pushing back against the norm, and a place for believers of gods to have their beliefs exposed as false should they want to try their hand at confronting us.

Buy any item on AMAZON, and we'll use the small commission to help improve critical thinking. Buy a Laptop -- Apple

Brian Sapient on Twitter

Brian Sapient

Celebrity Atheists

List of atheist sites

Ask the atheist

Antiques and Art

A prayer to Jesus

Posted on: September 19, 2007 - 2:27pm

nullusdeus

Posts: 126

Joined: 2007-02-15

Offline

A prayer to Jesus

Gracious Jesus, the almighty apparition, I submit my ineffectual prayer to you. With your vacuous wisdom embellish me your ethereal guidance. Enlighten me with the inanity you so abundantly possess. Thus, your guidance will provide me with the same mental irrationality that most of your followers hold. With this newfound mindset I can go through my life in thoughtless euphoria.

Miracles don't exist. "Miracle" is a word given to a preposterous event that a theist considers dogmatically advantageous. Def. - Ecclesiastical sensationalism.

Posted on: September 19, 2007 - 3:04pm #1

Archeopteryx

Posts: 1037

Joined: 2007-09-09

Offline

closing

*assumes preacher voice*

And all his impressionable lemmings said....

Posted on: October 25, 2007 - 4:06pm #2

nullusdeus

Posts: 126

Joined: 2007-02-15

Offline

Archeopteryx wrote: What

Archeopteryx wrote:

What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

He'd pray!!!! *Oh. God, give me the strength to import a Klondike Bar*

Miracles don't exist. "Miracle" is a word given to a preposterous event that a theist considers dogmatically advantageous. Def. - Ecclesiastical sensationalism.