Telephone number proves evolution is false
Posted on: June 5, 2007 - 11:44pm
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Telephone number proves evolution is false
Hey, I saw this on the internets so it must be true:
http://www.gnmagazine.org/evolution/
Actually it was an ad I saw on this site, so it must be super-true. They say you can call this number:
888-886-8632
toll free, and they will send you a booklet that proves evolution is false!
See, we've been doing this all wrong. I ordered my book. Won't you? Let's not live in ignorance any more... operators are standing by!
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bwahahahah! Do they talk to you about it? if so someone like deludedgod or yellow#5 should call them up for a good old pwnage session. I almost feel like gettinng it my self so that i can rip the arguments apart my self. hmm i'll have to think about it
Do you suppose it will look like this?
http://www.chick.com/catalog/comics/0106.asp
Hmm...Interesting. This morning I was driving to work and I spotted a bumper sticker that said "In the beginning god created evolution."
Wish these crazies would all agree on something for once.
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I just called up and they were all out of the evolutin propaganda, but they offered me something called "Who is God", so I ordered that. It should be just as entertaining.
I'll let you know in 4-6 weeks.
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By the way Yellow, thanks for being the "sacrificial lamb" to open my package... LOL
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Weird bunch, this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Church_of_God
And it costs them time and resorces to send stuff to me simply for my amusement. Win-win in my book.
I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins
Atheist Books, purchases on Amazon support the Rational Response Squad server.
How about a 900# where a god-fearing woman tells you evolution is false for $3.99/minute?
""We trace our origins to the Church that Jesus founded in the early first century. We follow the same teachings, doctrines and practices established then."
Yeah right. As if any part of christianity remains intact from the first century.
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God of the Gaps: As knowledge approaches infinity, God approaches zero. It's introductory calculus.
Well, get a bunch of numbers and shake them up and spill them onto the ground. There's no way they'd arrange itself into a phone number randomly! There MUST have been a phone-number designer!
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