Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory....?
Posted on: May 24, 2007 - 10:24am
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory....?
I just don't know...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
Sometimes I do wish that religion was true, because the idea of religious people rising into the sky and out of Real Reality/Existance does sound nice at times.
Quote:
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called Insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion." - Robert M. Pirsig,
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The onion is funny as hell, man. Quite obviously this is satire, as the onion is exclusively devoted to joking around.
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
-Me
Books about atheism
LOL! I love the Onion.
LOL
'God' if you will, is pushing them down,"
Im sure Phoebe in Friends had this theory first!! In the episode where she disputes evolution with Ross, she said how she believes we are being pushed down as opposed to being pulled. lol!!
Thank you! I was reading it and thinking I don't even know how to refute that level of stupidity!! I think I better drink a little more coffee before I read anymore today. LOL
You are right Gallagher! This was originally Phoebe's Theory. "Its not so much that I'm being pulled down...its more like I'm being pushed down." ahahha
p.s. I love Friends, huge fan!
Awesome, it's been ages since I've seen someone mistake the onion for a real news source =0 Glad you can laugh it off lol