Jesus vs. Elvis
From this article:
A man in Wright City, MO is closing his Elvis museum. Nevertheless, he maintains that Elvis is alive and might still show up one day. He offers several arguments in support of his argument, including DNA evidence. Commendably, the proceeds from selling his memorobilia will go to charitable work.
Elvis: a guy with humble beginnings, borrowed material from previous figures, rose to popularity, received the title of King, died after a big meal, and now lives again. Sound familiar? (For what it's worth, the museum owner is also a baptist minister.)
There are no theists on operating tables.