Who wants to join my new religion?

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Who wants to join my new religion?

Bassicly we worship Rook Hawkins.

 

 

We just bow at his  feet and do what he commands.Laughing

 

 

Praise his name!!!


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Is that it? Dave, dude,

Is that it? Dave, dude, let's just use the "create content" function to start serious threads. Wink


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At least we know Rook

At least we know Rook exists.


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You're right. We need to

You're right. We need to find something we don't know exists...then worship it.


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I worship the invisible

I worship the invisible magic monkey who lives in my desk drawer.


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I'm still waiting to here

I'm still waiting to here about Brian37's purple snarfwigdet under his bed.  He brews beer!  Give me enough good homebrew and I'll believe almost anything.

"When you hit your thumb with a hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a special kind of atheist to jump up and down shout, 'Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!'"-Terry Pratchett


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Jacob Cordingley wrote: I

Jacob Cordingley wrote:
I worship the invisible magic monkey who lives in my desk drawer.

I've been known to worship the microscopic, invisible lime-green orangutans that live in my armpits. 

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Iruka Naminori

Iruka Naminori wrote:

Jacob Cordingley wrote:
I worship the invisible magic monkey who lives in my desk drawer.

I've been known to worship the microscopic, invisible lime-green orangutans that live in my armpits. 

LOL!

I didn't know that. Laughing 


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INFIDEL!  You are

INFIDEL!  You are worshipping him in the wrong manner!  You must bow at his feet only after turning round widdershins three times.

 So just for that I'm going to burn your heretical city down.

 Ha!

Freedom of religious belief is an inalienable right. Stuffing that belief down other people's throats is not.


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LOL better than sending me

LOL better than sending me to Hell.


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i worship spiderman. dont

i worship spiderman. dont blaspheme or venom will eat your soul in hell.

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