Just for fun... Fake Ray Comfort Interview about Zeus
I don't know if there is someone here who doesn't find ray comfort sophism and harrasment laughable. Like all sophism, you can change one word and a couple of expression and the effet is the same. Anyone who saw the annoying way of the master videos on youtube will know what i'm talking about (if not, check one out) Let's imagine Ray is harrassing me with his routine, and i then ask:
Laguna: When you hear a gunshot, do you know it comes from a gun?
Ray: Yes sure
Laguna: And that gun is held by someone firing?
Laguna: And when you hear a loud shout, do you think it comes from someone shouting?
Laguna: And the gunner had a reason to shoot and the person to shout?
Laguna: It would be stupid to think there wasn't a reason, no? Maybe someone was angry, or furious, or in pain?
Laguna: A reasonnable person wouldn't say it just happenned by chance?
Laguna: But when you hear thunder, there must be someone behind it, equally, no? Someone furious, angry, vengeful, who expresses his feelings? Why would that happen by chance?
Ray: Err... i'm not sure
Laguna: Do you think you're a good person?
Laguna: Did you sacrifice a bull before your last travel to apease the gods?
Laguna: So you angered Poseidon and Hermes. Did you ever call Zeus a myth?
Laguna: So you failled to honor the kings of the gods. Did you ever ask Apollo for purification after direspecting your parents?
Laguna: What's your name?
Laguna: Well Ray, according to your own testimony, you're disrepectul, dishonest and impure before the gods. If you are to be judged by Rhadamantes in Hades, do you think you will ge innocent or guilty?
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof,
then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.