Absolute proof that God exists
First, there was nothing....
Then... there was Calvin.
God exists for one reason only. Man made him up so that he could explain things that were unexplainable. Man made him up because he was lonely.
If the universe just suddenly blipped into existence from nothing, and that included mankind, then who created God? Simple: Man.
If man did not exist, then neither would God. If the world was nothing but little fluffy bunnies and pygmy elephants, God would not exist, because animals don't need God because they don't have to worry about anything but eating, sleeping shitting, and running from predators.
For me: God exists because for some stupid reason that I might get over eventually, I need God. Mostly just so I can blame shit on him that goes sour in my life. I'm sure he laughs at me every day.
For an Atheist: God does not exist because either A) he is not necessary for the every day goings ons, or B) he has never made it clear that he exists. Either by not showing himself as something like a burning bush or a talking bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (only rotissery though).
For a Christian/Islam Fundie: God exists because my mommy, preacher, church, etc told me he does. Fuck what I think, I'm just a stupid brainless sheep.
For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Sorry--the thread title is a misnomer. I just felt like throwing this out there.
- Mr. Atheist says, "Find faith in truth, not truth in faith"
- Leuthesius the Theist says, "I agree."
- Leuthesius the Theist also says, "A blind follower of a religion might as well be a blind follower of nothing."