Rartional Response Squad? Not really...
To the Rational Response Squad
Boy, how proud of yourselves you must be, attacking a doddering old man of a religion like Christianity, much like punching and kicking an elderly gentleman sitting on a porch, while fearfully hiding and running away from Islam, the young thug terrorizing the neighborhood.
Your bravery knows no bounds in beating up on what has evolved into an essentially harmless faith while simultaneously cowering from the religion that is the cause of more death and suffering than any other in today’s world.
Why don’t you publish an insulting cartoon of Mohammed? Why don’t some of you publish pugnacious attacks on Islam? You certainly have risked life and limb from all those armed Catholic priests and knife-wielding Episcopalian ministers and murderous Baptist preachers by defiantly pointing out their evil and declaring your superiority on YouTube, attacking the “sky God of Christianity”. Do you have electric fences and security systems around your house to keep those ubiquitous Christian assassination squads at bay?
Could it be because, in your heart, you know you run no risk of bodily harm WHATOSEVER by attacking Christianity, basically a religion of peace, but that if you slapped Islam around, a whole bunch of bearded Islamofascists might show up at your door and make a little Al-Jazeera video of their own starring you, your throat, and an exceedingly sharp knife?
What a bunch of nutless wonders!
Oh, are my loud words frightening you? Gee, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for you boys to pee in your dresses. I wouldn’t want to see you ruin all that gingham.
I’m sure your right to abortion (legal in all 50 states, and going to remain so), your right to NOT pray in a school (illegal in all 50 states, and going to remain so), or lack of stem cell research (continuing as we speak, and unstoppable by any religion), is what drives you brave little soldiers forward in your crusade, your holy mission, to rid the Earth of Christianity because it is such a plague on mankind. Thank god for fearless warriors of sanity such as yourself, risking life and limb to beat up an altar boy.
I can hear you sputtering in outrage already, indignantly proclaiming that since this is a primarily Christian nation, that’s why we need to attack Christianity, or that we should leave Islam to be attacked by its own by Islamic members. Those are just excuses for cowardly behavior. The Nazis of Islam are pounding on your door, but you don’t have time to answer because you are upstairs bravely slapping the crap out of some bedridden, arthritic, senile old man. What admirable behavior!
Normally, I’d make a rational and reasoned response to something like this, and wait for a reply, and engage in some kind of meaningful dialogue, but you’re so stupid and cowardly that I am simply uninterested in what you have to say now. I am laughing at your hypocrisy way too hard to concentrate on any response you might make.
Folks like you, who pick fights for some ridiculous personal agenda, are pathetic little wiener dogs, yapping at the heels of normal people. I am no more religious than you are, but I respect people’s faith, which is distinctly separate from religion, and something all of you will suddenly discover when the doctor diagnoses your first tumor.
By all means, attack religion, if that’s what floats your boat, but don’t pridefully claim how wonderful you are, and how full of it everybody else is, when you attack one religion and ignore another.
Or could it be that this really just about money? I notice you take donations. For what? So you can buy things like jars in which to immerse crucifixes in urine, or Bibles to wipe your feet on? And while we’re on the subject, why haven’t you attacked Judaism? Could it be for the same reasons you dare not offend Islam, fear, because you know the second you said something about Judaism, the JDL or some hate-group watchdog like the Southern Poverty Law Center would climb up your ass?
Rational Response Squad? More like the Pantywaist Brigade.