Ultimate reason to be a Christian (under age drinking!)
The chaplain of the famous St Martins in the Square Chapel in Central London when asked why he had become a chaplain.
His answer was when he was 16 he used to visit the folk music club in the chapel. There the priests would serve beer without asking for ID (its 18 in London).
Thats a pretty compelling argument in the favour of the Church of England, through I suspect this man could be closet pastafarian with an attitude to grog like that