Firefly Tears Into Bible
I'm a huge fan of the Firefly series and Serenity movie, and one of my favorite parts in the entire movie is when River Tams is looking through Shepherd Book's Bible (The man is like a priest) and here is the dialog ... I found it hiliarious. She's going through and writting in the Bible, tearing out pages and scribbling notes.
River Tam: Bible's broken. Contradictions, faulty logistics--it doesn't make sense...
Book: No, no, you can't...
River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden -- eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there... eleven, important number, prime number, one goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one--
Book: River, just take it easy. You shouldn't--
River: Noah's Ark is a problem--
River: (rapid nod) We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon-- Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat-
Book: Gimme that!
River: (holds up torn out pages) It's broken. It doesn't make sense.
There's more but really the rest if Book trying to explain to River what faith is...River just looks at him funny. It's quite an amusing dialog.