Hilarity from Encyclopedia Dramatica
Offline I found this hilarious parody of Wikipedia, check out the entry for atheist, amongst other hilarious entries:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Atheist
Atheist
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
One might think that atheists are simply people who don't believe in God, but that would be naive. Atheists will fight amongst themselves about the meaning of the word almost as much as agnostics do. The two main camps of atheist thought are usually classed as weak and strong atheism.
Weak Atheism: "I do not believe in the existence of gods."
Strong Atheism: "I believe there are no gods."
Of course these mean exactly the same thing, but most atheist fags don't even notice this.
Generally, all atheists are nerds with two-inch penises (when erect.) With their superiority complexes, they are often willing to argue with anyone, especially teh Xians. Also, they are commonly fanboys of evolution and Charles Darwin.
Sources of drama
Many people hold their religious beliefs very strongly, and conflicting beliefs can easily result in drama. Atheists are a prime source of drama, both as subjects and creators.
Some Atheists also say they believe in nothing: this is bullshit. They believe in atheism. Athiestism can also have an adverse sideffect (25%) of becoming an arrogant assholes that must tout their athiesm at any mention of theology.
example:
Guy: So here's a joke: these three guys died and went to heaven and St. Peter said-
Athiest: But God doesn't exist and "St." Peter is just a rotting skeleton of a fraud; why would you think he's waiting for you when you die? Man, you're an ignorant idiot. Talking to you is an insult to my intellect.
The majority of atheists must always, and will forever, debate who is the biggest idiot for believing in religion. In addition, some atheists believe that atheism is the belief in nothing religious: this is also bullshit.
Most atheists cannot stand each other, putting two together in a closet usually results in a deadly battle of who can fuck each other in the ass faster.
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The one on God is fucking hilarious! Here's the best explanation of what the Holy Spirit is I ever heard:
The Holy Ghost is kind of like the Robin to God's Batman, or something. No one is really sure what he does, though some speculate that the two are "life partners" The holy ghost also invokes NAMBLA members to molless little children (read: gay).
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The one on Fox News is funny, too. I love where they say people from other countries who see it often at first think it's a 24 hour comedy channel!
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Haha, look up the entry for "Leet" and look at the picture of the guy on the price is right.
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Have you guys seen this entry from the Encyclopedia Dramatica ?
I thought it was pretty funny, although harsh with the lampooning. In case you don't see the funny side, don't shoot the messenger!
Warning some pics are NSFW
EDIT: The site just added this remark:
FACT ALERT:
This article has no lulz. It's just some faggot named Blargh's shitty attempt to evangelize for his fuck buddy Jesus
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Haha, that's hoot! and is that really Kelly in those nude pics? I doubt it, and the story about what she's doing now seems fabricated, and the pics just seem like a ringer or photoshopped.
I don't click on off-site links, but badmouthing people on Encyclopedia Dramatica is what someone resorts to when they know they would get their asshole turned inside out in a straight up debate.
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LOL, and I guess we can add to the list of offenders: late night talk show host, Family Guy, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, Colbert Report etc. Lighten up, and have a sense of humor. Apparently some folks here were good enough to laugh at the entry on atheism, but not on the article on the RRS?
But I guess what the article has to say about Kelly now being a prostitute in Nevada and entering into the adult porn industry, is pretty mean spirited regardless of its true or not, particularly with accompanying graphic photos of a person that's supposedly her. I guess if it were my girlfriend, sister, or close friend I would be offended by it as well, but i find most of the article besides this to be humorous.
Obviously I haven't pissed off enough an people on the internets.
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You really just found it? Really?! OMFSM!
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Lol. Self ownage at its finest. A new page for the site!
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You can't add those people to the list of offenders.Those are people who make money from parody, not some butt-hurt theist that got pwned to the point of obsession by a group that will literally debate all comers. Not even close to being the same thing.
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