The Season of Debauchery

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Be pure now so you can party down later. 

 


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Islam is starting to look

Islam is starting to look better to me now.
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What can Christianity offer? Nothing but bowing and worshiping Jehovah for all eternity.
Allah and Jehovah - who offers the best deal? Can I swap them like car insurance?

Religion Kills !!!

Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

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ex-minister wrote:Islam is

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Islam is starting to look better to me now. Smiling What can Christianity offer? Nothing but bowing and worshiping Jehovah for all eternity. Allah and Jehovah - who offers the best deal? Can I swap them like car insurance?

 

Go Norse if you must - party in Vahalla for eternity and you aren't expected to give any of it up while alive, either.

 

-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.

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cj wrote:ex-minister

cj wrote:

ex-minister wrote:
Islam is starting to look better to me now. Smiling What can Christianity offer? Nothing but bowing and worshiping Jehovah for all eternity. Allah and Jehovah - who offers the best deal? Can I swap them like car insurance?

 

Go Norse if you must - party in Vahalla for eternity and you aren't expected to give any of it up while alive, either.

 

 

I am trading up.

Do I get to choose a Viking cheerleader?

http://www.vikings.com/cheerleaders/index.html

 

I am liking Alissa. She has a twin sister named Mandy.  

 

Religion Kills !!!

Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

http://jesus-needs-money.blogspot.com/


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cj wrote:ex-minister

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ex-minister wrote:
Islam is starting to look better to me now. Smiling What can Christianity offer? Nothing but bowing and worshiping Jehovah for all eternity. Allah and Jehovah - who offers the best deal? Can I swap them like car insurance?

 

Go Norse if you must - party in Vahalla for eternity and you aren't expected to give any of it up while alive, either.

 

and we wonder why the dictators of 1,500 years ago forced their subjects to convert to a religion of "do exactly what i say and maybe i'll let you lick my boots for all eternity."

paganism is EMPOWERING, people.  EMPOWERING.  i get it now.  where the fuck did cialis, er, i mean, ciaran or whatever the fuck that bitch's name was go?

"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
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ex-minister wrote:Islam is

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Islam is starting to look better to me now. Smiling What can Christianity offer? Nothing but bowing and worshiping Jehovah for all eternity. Allah and Jehovah - who offers the best deal? Can I swap them like car insurance?

Oh shit, is God the Gecko or Flo? Or is it that "Good Hand's" black guy? Or is God the sexy e-surance cartoon chick? Leave it to corporate America to buy out the after life.

 

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