Atheist Humor : Gay Marriage/Marijuana have to be legalized on the SAME day
Offline Someone sent me this in an email and it was too comical not to share on here :
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW ! GAY MARRIAGE AND MARIJUANA HAVE TO BE LEGALIZED ON THE SAME DAY. Because, as a very good christian and someone who reads the Bible daily it plainly states so.
In Leviticus 20 :13 it PLAINLY states : "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned". That proves that marijuana has to be legal at the time that it happens for the Bible says so and the Bible is the absolute word of god and is never wrong.
(Of course, in truth I am all for gay marriage and marijuana legalization, but I think the next time a theist tries to preach Leviticus to me, I am going to have to use that one, if nothing else but to be the sarcastic asshole that I am known to be from time to time. Which is most of the time).
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Doesn't marijuana lower blood pressure? Get with your boyfriend and your dick goes limp.
Yeah but the Bible says that's what gay people are supposed to do.
I wonder if this applies to straight people like me as well ? Actually, I do think it does say that if you lie with a woman and are not married to her, you have to be stoned or something. I am almost sure of it.
Guess I got to tell my girlfriend we got to start smoking weed.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Love it. I'm going to have to remember to use this one next time I run into one of those xtians bemoaning the end of morality.
@cpt
Yes it is perfectly possible for a guy to get an erection while stoned and have some pretty damn awesome sex. It depends on the type of pot and what kind of high it gives you, if you smoke some stuff that gives you severe couch lock you might not have the energy to bother with sex. Most pot nowadays is a hybrid of sativa and indica and depending on the strain can provide completely different types of highs. Consult with your local pothead who smokes 24/7 and tell them the experience you desire and they will be able to advise you as to which strains you should try. Be forewarned, the conversation could take an hour, dedicated pot heads talking about their smokes are worse than wine snobs arguing which vintage is better.
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.- H.L. Mencken
My experience is that only some strains do, but taken with ecstasy the sex is quite the limp issues are countered.
"The God of Abraham is a vague, illiterate and ignorant creation of man. It belongs among those stories of easter bunnies, santa claus, fairies and unicorns."
-Me
Does that mean gay sex standing up is OK?
BTW, gay or strait marriage means discrimination against single people, so I'm against both being sanctioned by government.
Marijuana(and all other drugs) still needs to be illegal if you're on public assistance or probation.
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” Seneca