There is a new addition to the dollar menu at McDonalds, along with your double cheeseburger you can get a cheap fuck. Well, you could until the police threw the poor woman in jail. Are there no real criminals left in the world? I hope she gets a decent public defender, the cop asked for sex and she even gave back $20 of the $60 he handed her, seems like a clear case of entrapment to me.
So I learned two things- McHookers are cheap and probably about as high quality as a McDouble with the same lasting feeling of regret and cops in Florida are douches.
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.- H.L. Mencken