There is a new addition to the dollar menu at McDonalds, along with your double cheeseburger you can get a cheap fuck. Well, you could until the police threw the poor woman in jail. Are there no real criminals left in the world? I hope she gets a decent public defender, the cop asked for sex and she even gave back $20 of the $60 he handed her, seems like a clear case of entrapment to me.
So I learned two things- McHookers are cheap and probably about as high quality as a McDouble with the same lasting feeling of regret and cops in Florida are douches.
It was morality that burned the books of the ancient sages, and morality that halted the free inquiry of the Golden Age and substituted for it the credulous imbecility of the Age of Faith. It was a fixed moral code and a fixed theology which robbed the human race of a thousand years by wasting them upon alchemy, heretic-burning, witchcraft and sacerdotalism.-H.L. Mencken