Stopped for being white
A sister-in-law is in for major surgury today, so the other sisters (6) have been flying in from all over to be near [she's the baby sister]. It coincides with spring break in Florida, so the Florida sister brought her two school age kids along. They're at the hospital so I get to babysit, so I took them to lunch at my local Montana's, so it's time to go and I am in a hurry. When I ask for the bill it seems to take the waitress forever to deliver it, no problem, except there is only four other people sitting down, why the time? The credit card machine isn't working the waitress fiddles with it, when a policeman shows up the waitress and machine disappear. The cop asks me for my ID and starts asking the kids about their mom and dad; and who I am. It takes 20 minutes to run my ID, I'm pissed and I finally got home ten minutes ago. The staff at Montanas thought it strange that I had two kids with me. Did I mention I'm white and the kids are dark brown.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?