Set phasers to KILL.
Fellow atheists, I bring you someone so friggin' warped, so delusional and so damned idiotic that I think most of you guys will lose some brain cells, but I must do what I must do. Presenting the utmost in humorous rhetoric I've ever had the misfortune to see in a long time. Without further ado...
When you've finished wiping away those tears of hysterical laughter, your thoughts.
"When the majority believes in what is false, the truth becomes a quest." - Me