How **** gets his **** [trollville]
He opens a science book, places his **** on the page that he opened to, and then gently closes the book on his ****. Then he slowly slides his **** back and forth whilst chanting, "Oh science! Oh science!" His speed accelerates, until finally the **** comes pouring out.
Mod edit: Look at me! I'm a troll. Watch me make a complete ass of myself.