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I'm scared.  A priest offered to pray for me the other day, and now all kinds of good things keep happening to me.  I don't know what to do.  I got a bonus at my job, my dick got longer, and when I walked to my car this morning there were 2 white doves sitting on my car.  FREAKING DOVES!  I don't know what is going to happen next.  I'm hoping for a threesome with two smoking hot lesbians, or the publishers clearing house to show up.  Anyway, please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can fix this.  It's just too much. 

 

I'm affraid, plese help.


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I don't know much about this

I don't know much about this argument because of my... lack of experience, but I doubt 2 lesbs would care about you. That your penis got longer... it happens, you just have to think intensely and it does all the work.

I don't know what doves is. For anything else... ask jake Computer


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Buy a lotto ticket and send

Buy a lotto ticket and send me the winnings. Just do it in Canada so there'll be no taxes. Smiling

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 Use your raise to hire two

 Use your raise to hire two smoking hot lesbians for the night. If your raise wasn't large enough to cover the costs for a full night, file a complaint with god's secretary, I'm sure he will get right on that for you.

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Honey Badger wrote:I'm

Honey Badger wrote:

I'm scared.  A priest offered to pray for me the other day, and now all kinds of good things keep happening to me.  I don't know what to do.  I got a bonus at my job, my dick got longer, and when I walked to my car this morning there were 2 white doves sitting on my car.  FREAKING DOVES!  I don't know what is going to happen next.  I'm hoping for a threesome with two smoking hot lesbians, or the publishers clearing house to show up.  Anyway, please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can fix this.  It's just too much. 

 

I'm affraid, plese help.

Don't be scared, I prayed to Joe Pesci for you.

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Would you like a pamphlet? 

Would you like a pamphlet?  It will surely help with your problem:

 

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/free/flyers/cbf.html

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But if Joe Pesci can't take

But if Joe Pesci can't take care of it for you, then you know you're in serious trouble.


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Answers in Gene Simmons

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Would you like a pamphlet?  It will surely help with your problem:

 

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/free/flyers/cbf.html

 

now that was entertaining.

I love the A Man Named Jesus pamphlet.

 

 

So there are some broken links. Looks like the last thing updated was 2008. I wonder if it is no longer active and purchasing something would be pointless.

 

 

 

Religion Kills !!!

Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

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He is still around.  He was

He is still around.  He was at the last comic con and there are some videos on youtube of him interviewing the wall st. protesters.

 

Here is another good one from him:

 

Play darts with Jesus

 

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/flash_jesus/flash_jesus.htm

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the force

Hey, this is like "find the intruder":

 


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Vastet wrote:Buy a lotto

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Buy a lotto ticket and send me the winnings. Just do it in Canada so there'll be no taxes. Smiling
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Can I send you the losses for the next 50,000 tickets I buy with no success?

 

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No, but if you're really

No, but if you're really having that much bad luck I recommend contacting the OP. He seems to be doing all right. Sticking out tongue

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luca wrote:Hey, this is like

luca wrote:

Hey, this is like "find the intruder":

 

I like the Star Wars window, not sure how it fits in to this strip although both are superstitions.

"Mark, John and Luke, the Farce is with you".

 

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Kapkao wrote:Vastet

Kapkao wrote:

Vastet wrote:
Buy a lotto ticket and send me the winnings. Just do it in Canada so there'll be no taxes. Smiling
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Can I send you the losses for the next 50,000 tickets I buy with no success? 

 

You should save your dead tickets.  They are receipts for gambling losses and are tax deductible.

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Honey Badger wrote: I'm

Honey Badger wrote:

 I'm hoping for a threesome with two smoking hot lesbians, or the publishers clearing house to show up.  Anyway, please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can fix this. 

I don't understand the problem...

Get him to pray for the money.

That way you can pay for the threesome with two smoking hot lesbians anytime you want, duhhh...

Oh, and those people who told you money can't buy love?

They lied...

 

 

 

 

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