I'm scared. A priest offered to pray for me the other day, and now all kinds of good things keep happening to me. I don't know what to do. I got a bonus at my job, my dick got longer, and when I walked to my car this morning there were 2 white doves sitting on my car. FREAKING DOVES! I don't know what is going to happen next. I'm hoping for a threesome with two smoking hot lesbians, or the publishers clearing house to show up. Anyway, please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can fix this. It's just too much.
I'm affraid, plese help.