WHY AM I AN ATHEIST??? [trollville]
WHY AM I AN ATHEIST???
Well, let's be honest. To be an atheist would mean you're very selfish. There are no rules, kind of like anarchy. Yeah, there are rules of the govenment but not rules philosophical speaking. So if i want to be consistent as an atheist, i could technically stab my grandmother and call it a day.
Also i'm an atheist so nobody can hold me accountable. I can be an asshole and it's like, oh you're an atheist, that's okay. Or you can murder your family. You're be arrested, but you won't feel bad, i'm an atheist. Oh okay.
Another reason why I'm an atheist is because of an ego trip. Yeah, i can be extremely arrogant. When people notice this about me, what do i say? I remind them, hey i'm an atheist, and their like, oh, please continue
Yet another reason would be pride. I can be very proud and not humbling.
And yet again, i can steal. I can't push old ladies on the street and steal her groceries and purse. And run. There's no reason for me to feel guilty at all. Why is that? i'm an atheist remember.
Also, i get to target the weak Christians. The strong ones let's leave them alone.
And finally i get to be a hypocrite. I get to claim logic on the street and deny it in the classroom.
It's so fun being an atheist. No morals or ethics. No meaning or purpose in life. No sense of beauty or objective love. I don't have to love my children. Since loving my kids are just brain squirts in my head. They're not real. When my daughter gives me a hug, my head squirts, that's all.
Perhaps someday when Christianity is illegal, we atheists will burn the Christians at the stake. This is consistent anyway.
So I can remain ignorant but via a leap of blind faith just go nutty nuts. And build a website and start different denominations of atheism so i'm off the hook when Christians are like, what? You're a weak atheism now? lol.
But there is this one Christian I cannot beat. Jean Chauvin. My nose has been bleeding for days. and i'm afraid it will continue as long as his intellectual boozooka is pointing my way.
Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).
A Rational Christian of Intelligence (rare)with a valid and sound justification for my epistemology and a logical refutation for those with logical fallacies and false worldviews upon their normative of thinking in retrospect to objective normative(s). This is only understood via the imago dei in which we all are.
Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).