Share your stories about pwning theists
A long time ago, a good man with good followers started a grand fight against the evil in the world. His name was Hitler, and his followers, the SS. Hitler was a bit extreme on his fight against theism, but he had the right idea.
Of course, I don't think we should be killing anyone, but I have been pwning them. So I started a forum about our experiences against theism.
In my junior year of high school, there was this foreign student from Italy. Usually, I don't like goth girls, but she was very pretty. She had long streight hair, and a cute accent, and when she wore skirts, you could see the shape of her perfect ass. I started to talk to her sometimes during class because we sat next to eachother. She was kind of shy, and usually talked to the guy on the other side of her. but that was ok. However, one day, she came to school with a cross necklace. I should have known. I just tried to talk to her about it, and why she was wrong to beleive. I was being pretty rational, and I intellectually checkmated her all the time. Eventually, she we just stopped talking to each other, she just talked to the other guy. However, on the last day of the semester, when she and the other guy went off to take their oral exam (They went by threes, down the rows). I went through her binder and drew inverted crosses and wrote all kinds of blasphemous stuff. After the weekend, I went back to school. Then on tuesday, people were talking about how she started crying during one of her classes, because someone messed with her stuff. They were all acting like she was so adorable and how bad they felt about her. blah blah. Yeah, I felt kind of sorry, but it needed to be done. The best part is, she never told anyone who did it, and if she did, no one has confronted me about it.
How about your stories?