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Hello forum!

Just joined. Looks fun. Greetings.


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Hi

               Welcome on board and do not be afraid to write a little more about yourself. I'm an atheist living near Toronto Canada. How about you?

 

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I'm a non-flying teapot

I'm a non-flying teapot believer from Stephenville, Texas. I labor in a dark, satanic oilfield pipe mill to support my woman & 3 children & live for books, my pets, & rare days off. 


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Welcome to the forum.

Welcome to the forum.

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare


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jeffphansen77 wrote:I'm a

jeffphansen77 wrote:

I'm a non-flying teapot believer from Stephenville, Texas. I labor in a dark, satanic oilfield pipe mill to support my woman & 3 children & live for books, my pets, & rare days off. 

OMG!!! I found my soulmate... except for texas... and pets... but everything else sounds about right... oh and the work thing... and the beliefs... ok never mind, I also have three children and I'm an atheist, I think that's about all we have in common.  I think I owned a book once, it was propping my kitchen table.

I always get so excited when I meet someone new, you're lucky I didn't hump your leg.

welcome to the forum

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Thanks, forum. here's a big

Thanks, forum. here's a big e-hug back (my leg is in a relationship though). Time to check out this neighborhood...


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Hey from Oz

 

Jeff. Pleased to meet you.

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Ktulu wrote:

jeffphansen77 wrote:

I'm a non-flying teapot believer from Stephenville, Texas. I labor in a dark, satanic oilfield pipe mill to support my woman & 3 children & live for books, my pets, & rare days off. 

OMG!!! I found my soulmate... except for texas... and pets... but everything else sounds about right... oh and the work thing... and the beliefs... ok never mind, I also have three children and I'm an atheist, I think that's about all we have in common.  I think I owned a book once, it was propping my kitchen table.

I always get so excited when I meet someone new, you're lucky I didn't hump your leg.

welcome to the forum

 

 

                         But we might have to get you fixed if you don't stop that leg thing.

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VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"

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Another G'day from Australia

Another G'day from Australia (AKA 'Oz' ).

Welcome, hope you enjoy what goes on here.

 

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Jeffrick wrote:Ktulu

Jeffrick wrote:

Ktulu wrote:

jeffphansen77 wrote:

I'm a non-flying teapot believer from Stephenville, Texas. I labor in a dark, satanic oilfield pipe mill to support my woman & 3 children & live for books, my pets, & rare days off. 

OMG!!! I found my soulmate... except for texas... and pets... but everything else sounds about right... oh and the work thing... and the beliefs... ok never mind, I also have three children and I'm an atheist, I think that's about all we have in common.  I think I owned a book once, it was propping my kitchen table.

I always get so excited when I meet someone new, you're lucky I didn't hump your leg.

welcome to the forum

 

 

                         But we might have to get you fixed if you don't stop that leg thing.

My thoughts exactly, I do have three kids (well two are twins, I was aiming for two but didn't get a say).  You know those balls hanging in the review mirror in cars?  My wife pretty much drives around with my balls hanging there.

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Hi Jeff

Hi Jeff,

So you're a wannabe satanist/atheist of the LaVey wannabe style. Give me a break. However, Jeff is very consistent as an atheist. Hey Jeff, does your absurdity make your butt look big, - yes it does.

Welcome to the forum my crazy nutty nuts friend. Nothing good comes from Texas (except Salsa).

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

 

A Rational Christian of Intelligence (rare)with a valid and sound justification for my epistemology and a logical refutation for those with logical fallacies and false worldviews upon their normative of thinking in retrospect to objective normative(s). This is only understood via the imago dei in which we all are.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).


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Greetings and welcome. Enjoy

Greetings and welcome.

Enjoy our trained trolls.


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Howdy, Jean. That thure

Howdy, Jean. That thure namayurs Frinch? This iz Teksus 'an we ain' takin' no guff frum know surlyass  frincheez 'rown hur! Them pooduls y'all got is pretty fine dawgs thow. An that salsuh iz meskin, not Teksun! We mak barbikQ.

No. You blew that by a mile. I'm an actual possessed agent of Lord Satan Himself trying to drag Yaweh's fanclub to Hell with me one sheep at a time as I wallow in a life of sin & filth. LaVey was a total a poser! I bet he doesn't even make it to Hell. He'll get mockingly shelved in purgatory Yahweh ever evolves a sense of humor.

And my butt isn't big at all. My love-handles are starting to protrude but I don't blame my absurdity. It's the fast-food, slothful decadence, & a regrettable splotch of genes.

Thanks again for the warm welcome here. I'm off to feed the cats & read myself to bed.