O'Reily Fuckter, By Brian37
Online O'Reily Fuckter, By Brian37
Tide goes in
Tide goes out
Crap goes in
Crap comes out
Always a micommunication
Sun goes up
Sun goes down
2 by two
A myth you spew
We have the answers
That you refuse
Instead you sell
Invisible friends
Gravity explains
The tides and moon
The earth's orbit
Around the sun
Yet idiots like you
Deny the facts
Sell to the credulous
To get rich
Take your gap
And talking points
Your phony network
And shove it up your ass
Let's pretend
Is what you sell
Utopia bullshit
Makes your weath
You build nothing
And destroy minds
All over fiction
Claiming the divine
We can explain it
We have and do
We look to the future
You dwell in the past
The puzzled look
Was not because
Lack of answers
But hearing the absurd
"You've got to be kidding
How old are you?"
It's the FUCKING MOON
You fucking tool.
Play with your toys
You concoct in your mind
Placate your ignorance
LEAVE SCIENCE ALONE!
"God did it"
Is old hat
It serves us nothing
And lacks credible fact
You are nothing
But a used car salesman
Defective engine
Fueled by pixie logic
When you were a kid
With coloring book
I bet the lines
Were hard for you to manage
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Well compared to Glen Beck, O"Reily is Einstein, which would make dirt smarter than both.
I am a bit late with this one, but it still pisses me off when ANYONE tries to make magic out of natural science.
The funny thing is that Bob Spence has been trying to explain to me HOW the magnetism of a compass works and how the needle will always point north. I am still trying to wrap my head around that. HERE is what I don't do like O'Reily does.
"I cant fully understand it, so therefore an invisible pixy makes the compass work".
By no means am I the smartest scientifically, but when given the choice between ancient myths and telescopes, I will put my money on the telescope.
Not being able to build a car engine, doesn't mean you cant drive a car, or understand the simple concept of the combustion engine.
O'Reily might as well believe his car runs on Jesus since he too cant build a car engine.
"Look at me, I wear a tie, I am on tv, and I am rich, so therefor everything I say is true"
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
I enjoyed reading that.
I have been unfortunate enough to hear O'Reilly say some pretty dumb things over the years. But the one that capped it for me was, the tide goes in and the tide goes out, there is never a miscommunication.
I loved it when Colbert was talking about " Yeah, the hot water comes out of the hot water tap and the cold water comes out of the cold water tap and there is never a miscommunication, how do you explain that ? "
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno