O'Reily Fuckter, By Brian37

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O'Reily Fuckter, By Brian37

O'Reily Fuckter, By Brian37

 

Tide goes in

Tide goes out

Crap goes in

Crap comes out

 

Always a micommunication

 

Sun goes up

Sun goes down

2 by two

A myth you spew

 

We have the answers

That you refuse

Instead you sell

Invisible friends

 

Gravity explains

The tides and moon

The earth's orbit

Around the sun

 

Yet idiots like you

Deny the facts

Sell to the credulous

To get rich

 

Take your gap

And talking points

Your phony network

And shove it up your ass

 

Let's pretend

Is what you sell

Utopia bullshit

Makes your weath

 

You build nothing

And destroy minds

All over fiction

Claiming the divine

 

We can explain it

We have and do

We look to the future

You dwell in the past

 

The puzzled look

Was not because

Lack of answers

But hearing the absurd

 

"You've got to be kidding

How old are you?"

It's the FUCKING MOON

You fucking tool.

 

Play with your toys

You concoct in your mind

Placate your ignorance

LEAVE SCIENCE ALONE!

 

"God did it"

Is old hat

It serves us nothing

And lacks credible fact

 

You are nothing

But a used car salesman

Defective engine

Fueled by pixie logic

 

When you were a kid

With coloring book

I bet the lines

Were hard for you to manage

 

 

 

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Brian37 wrote: take your gap

      " take your gap " should read " take your crap " , and you insult used car salesman - LOL , coloring out-side of the lines could mean that your a non-comformist , and if you color inside the lines you're predictable ? It might seem like I'm critizing your work,but I think that you did a very good job on Bill O.  

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Ken G. wrote:      "

Ken G. wrote:

      " take your gap " should read " take your crap " , and you insult used car salesman - LOL , coloring out-side of the lines could mean that your a non-comformist , and if you color inside the lines you're predictable ? It might seem like I'm critizing your work,but I think that you did a very good job on Bill O.  

Well compared to Glen Beck, O"Reily is Einstein, which would make dirt smarter than both.

I am a bit late with this one, but it still pisses me off when ANYONE tries to make magic out of natural science.

The funny thing is that Bob Spence has been trying to explain to me HOW the magnetism of a compass works and how the needle will always point north. I am still trying to wrap my head around that. HERE is what I don't do like O'Reily does.

"I cant fully understand it, so therefore an invisible pixy makes the compass work".

By no means am I the smartest scientifically, but when given the choice between ancient myths and telescopes, I will put my money on the telescope.

Not being able to build a car engine, doesn't mean you cant drive a car, or understand the simple concept of the combustion engine.

O'Reily might as well believe his car runs on Jesus since he too cant build a car engine.

"Look at me, I wear a tie, I am on tv, and I am rich, so therefor everything I say is true"

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!

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I like it

I enjoyed reading that.

I have been unfortunate enough to hear O'Reilly say some pretty dumb things over the years. But the one that capped it for me was, the tide goes in and the tide goes out, there is never a miscommunication.

I loved it when Colbert was talking about " Yeah, the hot water comes out of the hot water tap and the cold water comes out of the cold water tap and there is never a miscommunication, how do you explain that ? "

“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno