Don't have a link, but still funny shit I saw on CNN.

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Don't have a link, but still funny shit I saw on CNN.

I am for the legalization of pot, and think it should be regulated with the same laws that make it illegal to drink and drive. But since it is still illegal, this idiot gets my "moron of the week" award.

HE CALLED 911 and asked them what the charge would be for a certain amount of pot. I am assuming he was asking the difference between a misdemeanor and felony. What a shocker that the police traced the call and went to his house with a search warrant.

DUH! And people think I eat lead paint and like shiny objects.

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 what a moron. 

 what a moron. 


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A few years back I heard a

A few years back I heard a story far worse. This guy actually went into a police station and reported that his cocaine had been stolen.

As horrible as humanity can be to each other, there is also the enjoyment of knowing humans can also provide comic relief.

I also like the stories where someone robs a 7-11 but leaves their ID or check on the counter.

In honor of starting this thread, lets open it up to your "stupid criminals" stories. Post them here.

 

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http://www.clumsycrooks.com/

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/

 

Some funny criminal stories including the one this thread is about.

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No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
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I like the one about the

I like the one about the bank robber passing by the police station in his getaway. LOL

 

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