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http://jesus-is.org/

 

It is an interesting site, really...just refresh the page a few times.  They seem to confirm non-believing posts, even some insulting stuff.  Mostly it just makes me sad, a lot of the messages have a deep lack of self respect.  If I could tell people one single thing it would be, "You *don't need* Jesus!"

 

Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.


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http://jesus-is.org/

 

It is an interesting site, really...just refresh the page a few times.  They seem to confirm non-believing posts, even some insulting stuff.  Mostly it just makes me sad, a lot of the messages have a deep lack of self respect.  If I could tell people one single thing it would be, "You *don't need* Jesus!"

 

 

But it's put by pastors so obviously they're falling for the Jesus troll. There shoud be a choice for "Jesus is a MYTH" or "Jesus is a fairy tale" or "Jesus was created by MAN".

 

 

 

 

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JesusNEVERexisted wrote:

mellestad wrote:

http://jesus-is.org/

 

It is an interesting site, really...just refresh the page a few times.  They seem to confirm non-believing posts, even some insulting stuff.  Mostly it just makes me sad, a lot of the messages have a deep lack of self respect.  If I could tell people one single thing it would be, "You *don't need* Jesus!"

 

 

But it's put by pastors so obviously they're falling for the Jesus troll. There shoud be a choice for "Jesus is a MYTH" or "Jesus is a fairy tale" or "Jesus was created by MAN".

 

It is a community thing, the submissions are all public.  You can go submit one yourself if you want.

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Good marketing bumping an

Good marketing bumping an evangelical site up in the search results?

By allowing public submissions, they're crawling up in the Google search ranks by being link spammed across the net, then they can erase all of the negative ones and still be one of the first hits.  It's smart, but should we be falling for this tactic?


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Blake wrote:Good marketing

Blake wrote:

Good marketing bumping an evangelical site up in the search results?

By allowing public submissions, they're crawling up in the Google search ranks by being link spammed across the net, then they can erase all of the negative ones and still be one of the first hits.  It's smart, but should we be falling for this tactic?

*shrug* their message isn't unique.  Anything we direct their way is a drop in the bucket.  Look at it this way, every time an atheist visits and posts a pro-atheism message it eats their bandwidth.

I just thought it was interesting.

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They are moderated so they can dump stuff if it is over the top.

 

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But it's put by pastors so obviously they're falling for the Jesus troll. There shoud be a choice for "Jesus is a MYTH" or "Jesus is a fairy tale" or "Jesus was created by MAN".

 

My comment left was : Jesus is an invention of man.

Under the little tag thing where it asks why. I answered : Atheist that believes the world would be a whole lot better without the belief of Jesus.

Hehehe, you could post something like that JesusNEVERexisted.

I know that I have posted links to this guys cartoons  on here before, but they are hilarious, check this one out about the purpose of Jesus :

The Thing that God Can Not Do :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdxeqEoDXco

 

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Jesus is "I known".

 

Edit: it is my personal conspiracy theory that some Jean with some knowledge of French had invented word Jesus.

 


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JesusNEVERexisted wrote:

But it's put by pastors so obviously they're falling for the Jesus troll. There shoud be a choice for "Jesus is a MYTH" or "Jesus is a fairy tale" or "Jesus was created by MAN".

 

My comment left was : Jesus is an invention of man.

Under the little tag thing where it asks why. I answered : Atheist that believes the world would be a whole lot better without the belief of Jesus.

Hehehe, you could post something like that JesusNEVERexisted.

I know that I have posted links to this guys cartoons  on here before, but they are hilarious, check this one out about the purpose of Jesus :

The Thing that God Can Not Do :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdxeqEoDXco

 

HA HA! That's awesome buddy! 

LMAO!! Check out the ones there right now!!  Jesus is "complete fiction", "a figment of our imagination", "a bigot, hypocrite, and misogynist".

Before I saw those I added "a fictional character".  Looks like there's plenty of our kind on there plus I bet there a lot of disgruntled Christians who are pretty close to leaving the religion.

Someone added "Jesus is NEVER coming back so go about your business." ROFL!!

WHEN will Christians finally get the message to dump the troll once and for all??

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The latest funny entry:Jesus

The latest funny entry:

Jesus is "A LIAR. Claimed he would return 2000 years ago but still hasn't!"

LMAO!!

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The latest entry:Jesus is a

The latest entry:

Jesus is a myth, like Mohammad, Zeus, Thor, Odin..

I'm surprised that a site run by 2 pastors let in so many messages about Jesus being no more real than a cartoon character!!

 

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I'm shocked at all the posts

I'm shocked at all the posts on there saying Jesus is totally fake, not real, or a general lack of interest in him. Here's are some more good ones:

Jesus is losing relevancy in our post-Enlightenment world.

A figment of your mythology

Seriously…immaculate conception?  You guys actually believe that?

Jesus is the sound Christians make when they've lost their argument. 

 

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Mhh

I added "Jesus is a vorarephile" (someone who likes to be eaten). Although I doubt it will get through because of the Terms of use. They say I agreed that they can charge me if I do not comply and that my suggestion mustn't be inappropriate. Also they can edit the submission in any way they seem appropriate.
We'll see.


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Thunderios wrote:They say I

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They say I agreed that they can charge me if I do not comply and that my suggestion mustn't be inappropriate.

That's funny.  That's not viable in the states; litigation is based foremost on harm.  Freedom of contract does not exist in the modern world (for better or worse).

You could sign a contract in which you agreed not to sign the contract and that you could be sued for a million dollars if you signed it in violation of the agreement, and any attempt at the suit would be laughed out of court.  At best, you'd be liable for ten cents for damaging the piece of paper (since they'd supposedly have to print another sheet).  No judge would be liable even to grant the claimant legal expenses, and the claimant might even be liable for your expenses, or criminal charges, in some jurisdictions.


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Thunderios wrote:I added

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I added "Jesus is a vorarephile" (someone who likes to be eaten). Although I doubt it will get through because of the Terms of use. They say I agreed that they can charge me if I do not comply and that my suggestion mustn't be inappropriate. Also they can edit the submission in any way they seem appropriate.
We'll see.

Charge you?? WTF?? You mean with a CRIME or just a fee?? They can't do either because we have something called freedom of speech in America.  A few other great ones today:

 

Jesus is a little brown Arab, not a blonde white man!

Not coming back.

Not dead because he was NEVER alive!

Not a white man!

Not real

Imaginary

 

 

 

 

 

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Then they want you to go

Then they want you to go down to the video where these megachurch leaders will tell you what Jesus REALLY is.That's almost as funny as some of the opinions on the page.

They haven't shown any of mine - like "One of the reasons behind my suicide attempt"

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jcgadfly wrote:Then they

jcgadfly wrote:

Then they want you to go down to the video where these megachurch leaders will tell you what Jesus REALLY is.That's almost as funny as some of the opinions on the page.

They haven't shown any of mine - like "One of the reasons behind my suicide attempt"

LMAO!! Those pastors must be idiots to think people will read all those opinions plus their own opinion and then listen to what those 2 clowns have to say! I haven't even seen their video and probably never will.  If I do I'll be laughing the whole time!

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JesusNEVERexisted wrote:

jcgadfly wrote:

Then they want you to go down to the video where these megachurch leaders will tell you what Jesus REALLY is.That's almost as funny as some of the opinions on the page.

They haven't shown any of mine - like "One of the reasons behind my suicide attempt"

LMAO!! Those pastors must be idiots to think people will read all those opinions plus their own opinion and then listen to what those 2 clowns have to say! I haven't even seen their video and probably never will.  If I do I'll be laughing the whole time!

I saw the video and it was pretty funny. Not really worth your time, though.


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JesusNEVERexisted wrote:

jcgadfly wrote:

Then they want you to go down to the video where these megachurch leaders will tell you what Jesus REALLY is.That's almost as funny as some of the opinions on the page.

They haven't shown any of mine - like "One of the reasons behind my suicide attempt"

LMAO!! Those pastors must be idiots to think people will read all those opinions plus their own opinion and then listen to what those 2 clowns have to say! I haven't even seen their video and probably never will.  If I do I'll be laughing the whole time!

I saw the video and it was pretty funny. Not really worth your time, though.

If it's about Jeebus then it's NEVER worth your time unless they are explaining how he is just a MYTH!  Another good one today. This guy may think he's real but EVIL. LOL

Jesus is enemy to all.  Savior to none.

 

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Another great one today on

Another great one today on the site!

Jesus is supported by as much evidence as elves and leprechauns.

My imaginary friend

 

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Seen today on the

Seen today on the site:

A borrowed pagan fertility/sun god

 


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Jesus is the sound Christians make when they've lost their argument. 

 

Oh f**k, that's priceless!

I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."

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Jesus is the sound Christians make when they've lost their argument. 

 

Oh f**k, that's priceless!

LMAO!! I know!

Hey everybody, let's just keep checking the www.Jesus-Is.org site from time to time and post some of the best hum dingers we see on there! I'm really surprised at the number of posts that say Jesus is a scam, fake, fraud, imaginary and the fact that the 2 nutty pastors actually let the TRUTH be posted!!

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EVILJewish ZombieDead IF he

EVIL

Jewish Zombie

Dead IF he existed at all

 

 


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jesus is...

jesus is:  yummy with butter and part of a complete breakfast.

 


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sidekick wrote:jesus is: 

sidekick wrote:

jesus is:  yummy with butter and part of a complete breakfast.

 

You realize that Jesus breakfast is actual MORE real than the Jesus of the bible?

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Oh yes, I prefer my Jesus

Oh yes, I prefer my Jesus tangible, and crunchy, too.

Everytime I see some odd little Jesus artifact, like "Last Supper Mints" or Jesus band-aids (heal with the power of christ! lol), I buy them because I find that sort of shit ridiculously hilarious.  I have to wonder if the people who make this crap are atheists like me who find it hysterical, or christians who are trying to be hip and irrelevant, which in that case, is even funnier to me.

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sidekick wrote:Oh yes, I

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Oh yes, I prefer my Jesus tangible, and crunchy, too.

Everytime I see some odd little Jesus artifact, like "Last Supper Mints" or Jesus band-aids (heal with the power of christ! lol), I buy them because I find that sort of shit ridiculously hilarious.  I have to wonder if the people who make this crap are atheists like me who find it hysterical, or christians who are trying to be hip and irrelevant, which in that case, is even funnier to me.

WTF?? Atheists would never promote anything Jesus unless it was a book on how he's mythical!!

Another gem on the site today:

Jesus is responsible for more pain and suffering than Hitler.

If you guys have read about the atrocities committed by Christians throught history you'll know it's VERY true.  Whether it was Constantine, Charlamagne, the Knights, or atrocities committed by missionaires Christians are the worst butchers of ALL TIME!!

 

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A myth for dummies Jesus is

A myth for dummies

Jesus is not, jesus was not, jesus will never be.

 


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There's one on there with a

There's one on there with a pic of the Mythbusters, that just says busted... I LOL'd

The other one that made me lmao was "raiding 4chan"

 

Here's some I submited.  BTW, I love racial humor so if you're offended sorry about your luck.

 

at Home Depot lookin for work!

too many sweet homey!

riding low and slow!

Rollin' in his 64

never voting for Mccain!

 

gonna smite Sarah Palin

very upset with Pat Robertson!

a mythtery to me.

Horus remixed

playin hide the salami with Ganesh

kinda homophobic... just sayin'

in the closet

Droppin' a deuce

reading Dawkins

an Atheist

watching you rough up the suspect!

tax exepmt!!!

rich biatch!

broke, and needs your money asap!

the one who steals your panties

spooning with satan

our only hope! oh, wait that was obi-wan

 

Haha!  I could go on all day!

 

 

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I would go the other way to

I would go the other way to make these points... as in:

 

Jesus is--- The Champion of the White race

 

Jesus is--- A staunch Republican

 

Jesus is --- Sarah Palin's Friend

 

Jesus is --- A Lover of Fox News

 

Jesus is --- Not going to forgive the Jews

 

Jesus is --- Pro War in the Middle East.


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Good work Tony and Rich

Good work Tony and Rich except that we want to stress the TRUTH that Jesus is simply a figment in your imagination and ALWAYS has been.  Not a single report/record of his existence exists during the reigns of Augustus or Tiberius and that is EXACTLY when the bible claims there was this Jesus but he is nowhere to be found.  Only records come DECADES after Jesus died so they never ever saw an earthly Jesus!

NO ONE ever saw an earthly Jesus!! What Christians don't realize is that stories of theology were spoken about as if they were real back then.  So even when historical characters did talk about Jesus decades later they are simply talking about the THEOLOGY/MYTHOLOGY of Jesus not any actual historical events!   Plus NONE of the apostles are historical characters either and plenty of other gods had apostles too! 

Here is a good one on the site today that sums up the TRUTH about Jesus:

Jesus is A DANGEROUS DELUSION.

 

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Very true, people need to

Very true, people need to know the truth that he is fake.  However if Christians get on there and see a lot of poking fun, and joking, along with claims of being fake, and horrible... they have to ask themselves why!  Why would people say all these things about wonderful Jebus?  It has to be completely and utterly alien to the worldview of some of these sheltered Christians that all these negative things can be said about him.  Sure many will shrug it off, and think that we just hate him cause we're bad people, but it will create a little cognitive dissonance for some. 

 

I think some better ones would be

Jesus is __________

 

a real @$$hole in the old testament         <---- (this works because god/jesus are one, and never changing)

worse than hitler in the old testament

cool with genocide

a genocidal maniac

not ashamed of slaughtering women and children

able to cure cancer whenever he wants!!!!

letting good people suffer and die while sick criminals party

watching qualiasoup on youtube!

 

 

and one funny one just for good measure

 

tired of getting pwnd by buddha

 

 

 

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LOL...especially like that

LOL...especially like that last one Tony!

Couple of gems on the site today:

Jesus is the stereotypical hero figure as found in all ancient mythology

An ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT

 

 

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One of the funniest and most

One of the funniest and most creative ones they've ever had today!

Jesus is sausage when you say it backwards.

 

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Jesus is NOT.

Jesus is NOT.


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Came up with my funniest one

Came up with my funniest one yet (imho) 

 

Jesus is jealous of Joe Pesci!

 

If you don't get the reference... wait, really?????   Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

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TonyZXT wrote:Came up with

TonyZXT wrote:

Came up with my funniest one yet (imho) 

 

Jesus is jealous of Joe Pesci!

 

If you don't get the reference... wait, really?????   Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

George Carlin was an awesome comedian. I never have liked stand up comics, but I could listen to George talk all day. Really too bad that he has passed on.

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TonyZXT wrote:

Came up with my funniest one yet (imho) 

 

Jesus is jealous of Joe Pesci!

 

If you don't get the reference... wait, really?????   Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

George Carlin was an awesome comedian. I never have liked stand up comics, but I could listen to George talk all day. Really too bad that he has passed on.

Yeah, Carlin had the funniest anti-Christian routine you EVER heard!! After hearing  that you know for SURE that anyone who believes in bible mythology is totally f*ckin' CRAZY!! I'm pretty sure that's on youtube too.  Carlin died of heart failure.  It's a lesson we all have to learn...cut down/eliminate meat and exercise to maximize your lifespan.

3 great references to Jesus being mythical on the site today:

Nonexistent.

A DEAD fraud.

A fiction.

Looks like more and more people are realizing the truth!!

 

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I upvote most of the really

I upvote most of the really atheistic ones, especially those which sound smooth. (click on the text to go to the 'profile page').

Do you think high scoring ones get shown more often, or is it just random?

 


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Thunderios wrote:

I upvote most of the really atheistic ones, especially those which sound smooth. (click on the text to go to the 'profile page').

Do you think high scoring ones get shown more often, or is it just random?

 

WOW! I just noticed that voting right now.  That must be fairly new since it wasn't there just a few weeks ago.  Another couple of great zingers on the site today:

Jesus is a five letter word for “stuff we don’t want to understand”

The voting shows 4 agree and only 1 disagree!! You get the feeling that a quarter or third of that site is atheist/agnostic??

My Mexican gardner

I gave that the first vote so 1 agree and 0 disagree.

 

 

 

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One on the site today sums

One on the site today sums up Christianity almost perfectly!

 

Jesus is The icon of a religion that has wreaked havoc on the world for 2000 years!

 

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i posted...

my submission was "Jesus is a pretty cool guy. Eh gets crucified and doesn't afraid of anything."   if you dont get it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy


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zipjay wrote:my submission

zipjay wrote:

my submission was "Jesus is a pretty cool guy. Eh gets crucified and doesn't afraid of anything."   if you dont get it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy

That was much funnier after I clicked the link.  Smiling

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GC not JC

harleysportster wrote:

 

 

George Carlin was an awesome comedian. I never have liked stand up comics, but I could listen to George talk all day. Really too bad that he has passed on.

He was the best ever. But he died, not passed on. He was an atheist. 

 

He take on the Ten Commandments is hilarious and educational.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzEs2nj7iZM

 

Religion Kills !!!

Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

http://jesus-needs-money.blogspot.com/


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A couple of good ones on the

A couple of good ones on the site the past week:

Jesus is the biggest hoax the world has ever witnessed

Jesus is a myth like the hundreds of other gods who died on a cross 

What other gods died on cross?  Of course Jesus never died on a cross either.  A few dozen writers wrote a mythical, allegorical, metaphorical tale of some guy named Yeshua who died on a cross and 2 thousand years later we have Anglicized his name as Jesus.

Click here to find out why Christianity is the biggest fairy tale ever created!! www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm www.JesusNEVERexisted.com


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A couple of good ones on the

A couple of good ones on the site the past week:

Jesus is the biggest hoax the world has ever witnessed

Jesus is a myth like the hundreds of other gods who died on a cross 

What other gods died on cross?  Of course Jesus never died on a cross either.  A few dozen writers wrote a mythical, allegorical, metaphorical tale of some guy named Yeshua who died on a cross and 2 thousand years later we have Anglicized his name as Jesus.

Click here to find out why Christianity is the biggest fairy tale ever created!! www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm www.JesusNEVERexisted.com


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Ya, I mean he really didn't

Ya, I mean he really didn't turn out to be that tough.

Neither him, or Elvis.

Neither are coming back, so, they'll just have to get over it.

 

What a bunch of whiny pissy babies...

I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."

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A real good zinger on the

A real good zinger on the site today:

Jesus is wondering why he forgot to mention germs 1900 years earlier  

 

 

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This thread needed some well

This thread needed some well needed bumping!

Some good ones on the "Jesus-is" site lately include:

 

Fake

Imaginary

An Unholy Hoax

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On the site today:A bad

On the site today:

A bad rip-off of Horus!