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Lets have some fun, believers welcome, fave comedy movie lines.

I take the debate of all god claims seriously. But we can discuss other things too and find some common ground even if we think the other is full of shit for believing or not believing. I'll start.

Lets work it like this. State a comedy line or comedy lines and someone else will guess the movie/s. Then they post a line and someone else guesses the movie. So on and so on. Winner gets a free supply of pocket lint.

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1. "It's nice and cozy if you like Hannibal Lector"

 

2. "In the Virgina Slims tennis Tournament I always root against the heterosexual"

 

3. "You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls In Trouble"

 

4. "Cigarette?...........Yes I know"

 

5. "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

6. "Ive been out combing the high schools all day"

 

7. "I cant find any answers in this book"

 

8. "10-9-8-7-5......What happened to 6? Just kidding"

Now your turn. If you want to quote other lines from these same movies, go for it.

 

 

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Brian37 wrote: 1. "It's

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1. "It's nice and cozy if you like Hannibal Lector"

 

Ace Ventura

 


"But you're dead"

"Seven years"

"God, has it been that long? Jeez, I mean look at you, I wouldn't have guessed more than 3 tops."

 

(All one movie)

 

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"But you're dead"

"Seven years"

"God, has it been that long? Jeez, I mean look at you, I wouldn't have guessed more than 3 tops."

 

(All one movie)

 

Scrooged.

 

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Brian37 wrote:5. "Do you

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5. "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

AIRPLANE!

 

"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!" 

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"But you're dead"

"Seven years"

"God, has it been that long? Jeez, I mean look at you, I wouldn't have guessed more than 3 tops."

 

(All one movie)

 

Scrooged.

 

"Would you say I have....a plethora of piñatas ? "

Three Amigos.

 

"Take your filthy hands off my asp! "

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"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!" 

 

Hotshots!

 

"You call that giving cover?"

 

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 Brian37 wrote:4.

 

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4. "Cigarette?...........Yes I know"

 

 

 

  1. "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

4 is from Police Squad.

 

5 is from Airplane.

 

Both fine works of Leslie Nielsen.

 

My turn:

 

“It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now, mister. Is my dog Scraps, is gonna make it through okay? I'm scared mister, somebody has to do something.”

 

“Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?”

 

“Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.”

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so many great ones from

so many great ones from airplane.  "don't start with your white zone shit again."


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Any guesses as to my lines

Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.

 

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“Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.”

Airplane II

"Do you think Lisa's having a good time? "

" Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

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Brian37 wrote:Any guesses as

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Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.

 

2 is Top Secret!

No clue on 3 or 6.

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Drawing a blank on some of

Drawing a blank on some of these. Good stumpers.

Maybe these other lines will help some here guess mine.

"You dropped your fake dog doo..........What fake dog doo?"

"TAKE HIM TO DETROIT...........NO NO NO NOT DETROIT"

In what movie did this guy wear a shirt that said "High on stress"?

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Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.

 

2 is Top Secret!

No clue on 3 or 6.

"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans." 

TOP SECRET, BINGO on number 2.

Val Kilmer's first major movie.

I also liked "anal intruder" the Nazis used to torture the scientists "It took them two weeks to remove the smile from his face". It was a fucking jackhammer with a fist on the end of it!

 

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Brian37 wrote:

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Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.

 

2 is Top Secret!

No clue on 3 or 6.

"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans." 

TOP SECRET, BINGO on number 2.

Val Kilmer's first major movie.

I also liked "anal intruder" the Nazis used to torture the scientists "It took them two weeks to remove the smile from his face". It was a fucking jackhammer with a fist on the end of it!

 

DOH! 6 is Revenge of the Nerds, (chatted a friend on my poker table, is that legal?)

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4. "Cigarette?...........Yes I know"

 

 

 

  1. "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

4 is from Police Squad.

 

5 is from Airplane.

 

Both fine works of Leslie Nielsen.

 

My turn:

 

“It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now, mister. Is my dog Scraps, is gonna make it through okay? I'm scared mister, somebody has to do something.”

 

“Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?”

 

“Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.”

Airplane?

"Kill him first!......No kill him......JOCK....WHIMP"

"He found captain winky!

 

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Beyond Saving wrote:

Brian37 wrote:

Beyond Saving wrote:

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Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.

 

2 is Top Secret!

No clue on 3 or 6.

"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans." 

TOP SECRET, BINGO on number 2.

Val Kilmer's first major movie.

I also liked "anal intruder" the Nazis used to torture the scientists "It took them two weeks to remove the smile from his face". It was a fucking jackhammer with a fist on the end of it!

 

DOH! 6 is Revenge of the Nerds, (chatted a friend on my poker table, is that legal?)

To quote the soup Nazi, "NO LINT FOR YOU"

I also like from that movie,

"I have frush..........What the fuck is a frush?"

"Maybe we could have crab regs and wrobster craws?........What the fuck are robster craws?"

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"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans." 

Maverick.

 

"Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself

and you don't have a wet towel around your head.

Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me."

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"Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself

and you don't have a wet towel around your head.

Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me."

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Ok if I think longer I can

Ok if I think longer I can come up with plenty but...... 1. It's so angry! ( waiting ) 2. Not really a line but harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay when they're in the woods arguing and harold kicks kumar in the gut and he farts lol. 3. Has anyone ever kicked you til you p p p piss blood? ( matchstick men )

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"Those aren't pillows !!!!"

Planes Trains and Automobiles. I miss John Candy.

 

"About that leg, Clay. You know, these flesh wounds can be a little tricky. You know, things happen... there are complications"

 

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"Take your filthy hands off my asp! "

The Pink Panther.

 

"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

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3 is Kentucky Fried Movie.

 

6 is revenge of the nerds.

 

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

 

 

Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!

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"About that leg, Clay. You know, these flesh wounds can be a little tricky. You know, things happen... there are complications"

His last movie, I think. Wagons East.

 

"Why a spoon, cousin ?"

"CAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE !!!!"


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"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Commando

"Ernest... my ass! I can see my ass!"

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Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!

 

Dogma.

 

"You sent me to kill Wombosi. 

 Kill Wombosi? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes."

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Anonymouse wrote:Beyond

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"About that leg, Clay. You know, these flesh wounds can be a little tricky. You know, things happen... there are complications"

His last movie, I think. Wagons East.

 

"Why a spoon, cousin ?"

"CAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE !!!!"

Yep.

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. The second best Robin Hood.

"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." 

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It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

 

 

 

Beerfest.

 

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

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Here's some more lines for

Here's some more lines for this one.

 

"Do you think Lisa's having a good time? "

" Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

 

 

"And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes,

crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink."

 

"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"

 

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Here's some more lines for this one.

 

"Do you think Lisa's having a good time? "

" Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

 

 

"And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes,

crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink."

 

"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"

 

 

Weird Science.

 

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"


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Answers in Gene Simmons wrote:

 

 

 

Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!

 

Dogma.

 

"You sent me to kill Wombosi. 

 Kill Wombosi? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes."

 

Is that Bourne Ultimatum?

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Anonymouse wrote:

 

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

Princess Bride.

 

EDIT:

I had better contribute one at least,hey?

"When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold."

 

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"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." 

Men in thights. (nowhere near Mel Brooks' best movie)

" Marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second. And heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs." (translated from spanish)


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Anonymouse wrote:Beyond

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"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." 

Men in thights. (nowhere near Mel Brooks' best movie)

" Marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second. And heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs." (translated from spanish)

 

I love the childhood classics too. That's Goonies.

"I can't tell if it's an A Sharp or a B Flat." -/- "If you hit the wrong note we'll all be flat" Sticking out tongue

"Momma.. you been bad."

 

Guess this one Anonymouse

"I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."

 

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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

Answers in Gene Simmons wrote:

 

 

 

Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!

 

Dogma.

 

"You sent me to kill Wombosi. 

 Kill Wombosi? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes."

 

Is that Bourne Ultimatum?

Close enough, Bourne Identity

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EDIT:

I had better contribute one at least,hey?

"When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold."

 

One of the Oceans movies. Was it 12?

 

"What does God need with a starship?"

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"What does God need with a starship?"

StarTrek V.


"That homicidal bitch killed my team. 


That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here."

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"That homicidal bitch killed my team. 


That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here."

 

Resident Evil 

 

"Life is like sex, you want it done right you have to do it yourself" 

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Eloise wrote:Guess this one

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Guess this one Anonymouse

"I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."

 

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice !

 

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"Sure, I'll eat anything"

 

 


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Beyond Saving wrote:

 

 

"Life is like sex, you want it done right you have to do it yourself" 

Someone else likes Milla,

 

.45

 

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

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More help for this one.I

More help for this one.

I figured that AIG would get it right away. 

 

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

 

 

"And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make.

Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't.

Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done."

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"Life is like sex, you want it done right you have to do it yourself" 

Someone else likes Milla,

 

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Yeah, I like her so much I even sat through this one,

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More help for this one.

I figured that AIG would get it right away. 

 

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

 

 

"And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make.

Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't.

Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done."

We're not supposed to google , so I could be spelling this wrong : Glengarry Glenn Ross ? If that was a comedy, then you Americans are sickos.

 

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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

More help for this one.

I figured that AIG would get it right away. 

 

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

 

 

"And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make.

Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't.

Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done."

We're not supposed to google , so I could be spelling this wrong : Glengarry Glenn Ross ? If that was a comedy, then you Americans are sickos.

 

"You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle, all day long"

 

No. it was Boiler Room.

I used to get harassed daily by inept telemarketers who sucked at selling so I'd tell them to watch this movie.

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"Because I hate humans with every fiber of my being and I'll kill every single one of them... "

 

Has to be Ultraviolet.

 

"You're a psychopath. 

No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right."

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No one got this? COME ON!

"TAKE HIM TO DETROIT......NO NO NOT DETROIT"

From the same movie:

"You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls in trouble"

Ok. MAYBE this line from the same movie might give it away.

"You'll have a chance at killing 50 or 60 men............Ok(responder  saying he's in)"

I cant be the only one who knows about this movie.(not a line from the movie, yes I know you know that, just typing....nothing to see here)

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No. it was Boiler Room.

I used to get harassed daily by inept telemarketers who sucked at selling so I'd tell them to watch this movie.

Crap. I guess that means I'm out.

Have fun, guys. G'night.


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"My daddy says I french kiss the best" THEY ALWAYS EDIT THAT LINE OUT ON TV!

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Beyond Saving wrote:

 

"Because I hate humans with every fiber of my being and I'll kill every single one of them... "

 

Has to be Ultraviolet.

 

 

"You're a psychopath. 

No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right."

 

ARRGH!!!! LOVE this one! Grosse Pointe Blank.

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"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Commando

"Ernest... my ass! I can see my ass!"

Since I don't have a clue about any of them out there.

More on this one.

 

"Where did you put my wife?  

She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue. 

The morgue? She'll be furious!" 

 

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Beyond Saving wrote:Beyond

Beyond Saving wrote:

Beyond Saving wrote:

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Commando

"Ernest... my ass! I can see my ass!"

Since I don't have a clue about any of them out there.

More on this one.

 

"Where did you put my wife?  

She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue. 

The morgue? She'll be furious!" 

 

I recognise this. Is it Death Becomes Her. ?

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Guess this one Anonymouse

"I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."

 

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice !

 

"You like Kipling, Miss Scarlett ?"

"Sure, I'll eat anything"

 

 

I also like "We've come for your daughter Chuck"

And, "You want someone out of your house. I want someone out of your house"

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