I Guess I'll Take My Crack at It
So I notice a lot of "theists" here who make these giant long text posts about how they're proud of God and they're standing up for what they believe in and how all of you people are going to burn in hell and you'd all change your mind if you'd just listen. And then the poster of said topic disappears. I'm not going to theorize as to why because I did my own disappearance and eventually when college starts back up I'll probably do it again what with needing to spend my free time with people and not computers and all. But hey, I figured I'd say my little piece. This way atheists can have fun, and theists can read how you SHOULD approach people. (Some of these "Christians" posts infuriate me)
I am a Christian. I gladly say Premillennial Dispensationalist, Calvinist, Free Grace(ist?), non denominational. I say that because I A) believe it and B) find that it's a hard line to walk in theology, and not that many theologians let alone people do. But hey, back on point. Yes I believe that God created us, we messed up, Jesus came to save those who believe, and so on and so forth. Yes I am proud of it. Yes I'm sure that many of you will in fact go to hell (or maybe not, who am I but man?). HOWEVER, in all of my Bible studying and so forth, I have yet to find where Jesus and the twelve disciples made signs, pamphlets, and took their kids to parts of Jerusalem simply to yell at people "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL". So, it's not my job to do it and it is NOT the job of any theist or self proclaiming Christian here.
I'm almost done, since I barely have the attention span to type this and I know some people have already stopped reading by now. I just want to say to all you atheists, I'm sorry for the wackjobs you see here. In my experience here, most of you are more versed on the Bible than anyone here trying to preach it to you. While that doesn't mean you're going to heaven, it does mean that the people who come on here to judge you are bigger fools than they treat you like. I don't feel like it's my job to get on this forum and bash your heads in with scripture. I do think it's my job as both a Christian and a logical thinker to supply you with accurate Christian viewpoints instead of the judgmental dribble you get from many posters here. I'm not the smartest guy and I can't answer every question. But for Christ sakes, if I never visit this forum again after this post...the next time some theist gets on here and posts their "you're going to give satan a blowjob" crap...please, will SOME ONE please inform them that even Christians wish they'd just keep their mouths shut, Bible open, and asses off forums like this. You should have an IQ test before you can post here. Make this required reading for any theist who wishes to post here. If I was a mod I'd set rules for the theists, in place only to keep them from making us all look like idiots.
My Master has no desire to be merely victor in a debate: he did not come into the world to fight a battle of logic just
for the sake of winning it. --Charles Spurgeon