Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

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Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'

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That was very funny! 

That was very funny! 


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nucking fut

 That guy is a nucking fut.


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So in the end his master

So in the end his master plan was to park outside the whitehouse and what, wait for obama to go for a morning stroll alone and unguarded, jump out of his car and shoot him with a cross bow.  Are you fucking kidding me, my 4 year old niece could come up with a better assasination plan.  Moron!


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Everyone gets it that this

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

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Jormungander wrote:Everyone

Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!


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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!

That's even funnier than the video!

 


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chndlrjhnsn wrote:

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!

That's even funnier than the video!

 

I was listening to it (not really watching) while playing poker.  I'm often half on this site and half on pokerstars.


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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!

 

Whoa! you have never seen the onion?

 

 

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what a moron 

what a moron 


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chndlrjhnsn wrote:

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!

That's even funnier than the video!

 

Its what I love about the onion. Someone always thinks its real.

p.s. this is my fav onion news story. sadly not that far from the truth

 

 

 

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I thought it was hilarious

I thought it was hilarious but not because Obama is black or anything.


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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:I

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

I was listening to it (not really watching) while playing poker.  I'm often half on this site and half on pokerstars.

Can you let me know next time you're playing while distracted. But not because I want to win money off you or anything.

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EXC wrote:NoMoreCrazyPeople

EXC wrote:

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

I was listening to it (not really watching) while playing poker.  I'm often half on this site and half on pokerstars.

Can you let me know next time you're playing while distracted. But not because I want to win money off you or anything.

I wasn't distracted form the game, I was distracted form the video.  When I got money on the table I'm focused, you'll have to rip those chips out of my talons mofo, haha.


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Jormungander wrote:

Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.

I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!

 

Whoa! you have never seen the onion?

 

 

Never even heard of the onion.  Is it popular in the states, I don't think I get it here.  I get lot's of daily show and colbert report but no onion as far as I know.  This shit's brilliant, how fun would it be to be an anchor/actor on the show.


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Never even heard of the onion.  Is it popular in the states, I don't think I get it here.  I get lot's of daily show and colbert report but no onion as far as I know.  This shit's brilliant, how fun would it be to be an anchor/actor on the show.

 

 

It's just on the internet.