Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
Posted on: April 30, 2010 - 7:18pm
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Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
I love the Onion
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That was very funny!
That guy is a nucking fut.
So in the end his master plan was to park outside the whitehouse and what, wait for obama to go for a morning stroll alone and unguarded, jump out of his car and shoot him with a cross bow. Are you fucking kidding me, my 4 year old niece could come up with a better assasination plan. Moron!
Everyone gets it that this is comedy, right? Pointing out how stupid the assassination plot is doesn't make much sense since it is intentionally stupid.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
I actually didn't catch that, I thought it was real!
That's even funnier than the video!
I was listening to it (not really watching) while playing poker. I'm often half on this site and half on pokerstars.
Whoa! you have never seen the onion?
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what a moron
Its what I love about the onion. Someone always thinks its real.
p.s. this is my fav onion news story. sadly not that far from the truth
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Those are some real classics. Love it.
I thought it was hilarious but not because Obama is black or anything.
Can you let me know next time you're playing while distracted. But not because I want to win money off you or anything.
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” Seneca
I wasn't distracted form the game, I was distracted form the video. When I got money on the table I'm focused, you'll have to rip those chips out of my talons mofo, haha.
Never even heard of the onion. Is it popular in the states, I don't think I get it here. I get lot's of daily show and colbert report but no onion as far as I know. This shit's brilliant, how fun would it be to be an anchor/actor on the show.
It's just on the internet.