Uganda anti-homosexual argument? "Heterosexuals do not eat poop"

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Uganda anti-homosexual argument? "Heterosexuals do not eat poop"



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Quote:Heterosexuals do not

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Heterosexuals do not eat poop

 

says who?

 

 


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Cool, it's like a witch hunt.

Cool, it's like a witch hunt.

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I can't believe these fuckin

I can't believe these fuckin cooks.  The scenes of the hatred in the streets, it's almost as if they are all so riled up it could be about anything it wouldn't matter.  The kid at 00:56 iso emotional about it, it really seems as though people this lost could get this angry at any crap you feed em and get them riled up about.  And the nazi's were a gay movement?  WTF?  Atleast the reporter had some sense.  1 in 5000 rational people in the video, sad.


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That Scott Lively person

That Scott Lively person puts a pink triangle on the cover of his book, and then makes the argument that the nazi's were a gay movement ? I've heard that lots of people don't even know anymore what the pink triangle was used for, but come on !

 

And if the law passes, he's going to be proud ?

Well, I always wondered what pure evil looks like. Guess I know now.


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:o

Anonymouse wrote:

That Scott Lively person puts a pink triangle on the cover of his book, and then makes the argument that the nazi's were a gay movement ? I've heard that lots of people don't even know anymore what the pink triangle was used for, but come on !

 

And if the law passes, he's going to be proud ?

Well, I always wondered what pure evil looks like. Guess I know now.

 

Revisionist history at it's finest. 

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hmm that would be an

hmm that would be an incredibly funny video if it wasn't real. They go so overboard.


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*Cancels trip to Uganda*

*Cancels trip to Uganda*


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smartypants wrote:*Cancels

smartypants wrote:

*Cancels trip to Uganda*

Why? I am sure gays will be treated like royalty there. Just go to Priceline.com book your vacation and execution, you'll save lots of money.

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*sigh* I'm glad theism has

*sigh*

 

I'm glad theism has had such a positive impact on their culture.

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mellestad wrote:*sigh* I'm

mellestad wrote:

*sigh*

 

I'm glad theism has had such a positive impact on their culture.

It sure has, just like mad cow disease has done wonders for the global beef market.

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but seriously, let's get one

but seriously, let's get one thing straight: sodomy is an abomination here in uganda.

everywhere else, that shit might fly, but not in my fucking house.  it may very well be that in the ivory coast, or south africa, or senegal, or zimbabwe, or kenya, god is perfectly happy to let ass pirates go their merry shit-eating way, but not...in fucking...UGANDA!

in fact, when jesus is vacationing on the red sea, or whipping the shit out of one of his diamond miners in sierra leone, or cutting out a preteen girl's clit in nigeria, he might even be a fudgepacker HIMSELF...i don't know!  not my department!  but let me be loud and fucking clear:

sodomy is an ABOMINATION HERE IN UGANDA!

don't challenge me on this shit, because you will lose!  in fact, just last night i was beating my least favorite wife with a razor strop for calling me on that shit, and i said, "HEY!  you fucking CUNT!  SODOMY (smack!) is an ABOMINATION (smack!) HERE IN (smack!) UGANDA! (smack!)  now clean the fucking floor up and STOP CRYING!  you think i LIKE DOING THIS SHIT?"  i mean, fuck!  the nerve of that woman!  i should trade her for my neighbor's goat.  the one that pisses on my fucking fence all the time.

i mean, for reals, did i mention those sick fucks eat shit?  did i mention that?  cuz they do.  god-damn, i was showing some hardcore japanese coprophagia porn the other night at the children's service, and it looked like tattoo, or whatever that little fucker's name was, shoulda taken a stool-softener, cuz it took that sonofabitch a full five goddamn minutes to pass that turd!  the damn thing looked like one of those firestarter logs you can get at walgreen's or some shit, and i'll be damned if his little butt-buddy didn't chip a tooth on the motherfucker!

seriously, how fucked up is that?  i mean, you can't chip a tooth eatin' pussy, for fuck's sake!

i mean, jesus loves these faggots i guess, but he's gonna roast the fuck out of 'em after i send 'em there on the fuckin' con ed express.

sheeeyit...

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iwbiek wrote:but seriously,

iwbiek wrote:

but seriously, let's get one thing straight: sodomy is an abomination here in uganda.

everywhere else, that shit might fly, but not in my fucking house.  it may very well be that in the ivory coast, or south africa, or senegal, or zimbabwe, or kenya, god is perfectly happy to let ass pirates go their merry shit-eating way, but not...in fucking...UGANDA!

in fact, when jesus is vacationing on the red sea, or whipping the shit out of one of his diamond miners in sierra leone, or cutting out a preteen girl's clit in nigeria, he might even be a fudgepacker HIMSELF...i don't know!  not my department!  but let me be loud and fucking clear:

sodomy is an ABOMINATION HERE IN UGANDA!

don't challenge me on this shit, because you will lose!  in fact, just last night i was beating my least favorite wife with a razor strop for calling me on that shit, and i said, "HEY!  you fucking CUNT!  SODOMY (smack!) is an ABOMINATION (smack!) HERE IN (smack!) UGANDA! (smack!)  now clean the fucking floor up and STOP CRYING!  you think i LIKE DOING THIS SHIT?"  i mean, fuck!  the nerve of that woman!  i should trade her for my neighbor's goat.  the one that pisses on my fucking fence all the time.

i mean, for reals, did i mention those sick fucks eat shit?  did i mention that?  cuz they do.  god-damn, i was showing some hardcore japanese coprophagia porn the other night at the children's service, and it looked like tattoo, or whatever that little fucker's name was, shoulda taken a stool-softener, cuz it took that sonofabitch a full five goddamn minutes to pass that turd!  the damn thing looked like one of those firestarter logs you can get at walgreen's or some shit, and i'll be damned if his little butt-buddy didn't chip a tooth on the motherfucker!

seriously, how fucked up is that?  i mean, you can't chip a tooth eatin' pussy, for fuck's sake!

i mean, jesus loves these faggots i guess, but he's gonna roast the fuck out of 'em after i send 'em there on the fuckin' con ed express.

sheeeyit...

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Ole Scott Lively had better

Ole Scott Lively had better stay the fuck out of Uganda from now on. If those people ever change their mind, they're liable to hack ole Scott up and feed him to the pigs. They're just a little too worked up about this poop eating stuff, to trust very far.

On a serious note though, I do hope that a gang of pink triangle wearing skinheads kick the shit out of him in a parking lot somewhere.


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Besides, you know those guys

Besides, you know those guys were jerking it while they were 'researching' to find pics of gay sex.  And the poop eating thing is obviously a fetish.

The white guy is just a conspiracy nut who happens hates gays.  I imagine he hates lots of other people too though.

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mellestad wrote:Besides, you

mellestad wrote:

Besides, you know those guys were jerking it while they were 'researching' to find pics of gay sex.  And the poop eating thing is obviously a fetish.

The white guy is just a conspiracy nut who happens hates gays.  I imagine he hates lots of other people too though.

I still want to know how many vids he watched before deciding on the ones to show in church.


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smartypants wrote:mellestad

smartypants wrote:

mellestad wrote:

Besides, you know those guys were jerking it while they were 'researching' to find pics of gay sex.  And the poop eating thing is obviously a fetish.

The white guy is just a conspiracy nut who happens hates gays.  I imagine he hates lots of other people too though.

I still want to know how many vids he watched before deciding on the ones to show in church.

 

I imagine research is ongoing.

Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

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Heterosexuals do not eat poop

 

says who?

 

 

 

They clearly have not been to Germany.

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