Scientologists 'Healing' By Touch in Haiti

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Scientologists 'Healing' By Touch in Haiti

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If they really want to give

If they really want to give touch assists, they need to touch the rubble and help move it the hell out of there.

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Quote:"When you get a sudden

Quote:
"When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."

 

So it is now a religion thing to touch people through their clothing?  I wonder if that line will work on drunk hot chicks...

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That's exactly what those

That's exactly what those people need, someone to physically harass them.


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When white people lay hands

When white people lay hands on black people... its "spiritual healing"

 

When black people lay hands on white people... its "assault"

 

*snicker*

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The Doomed Soul wrote:

When white people lay hands on black people... its "spiritual healing"

 

When black people lay hands on white people... its "assault"

 

*snicker*

 

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We did a bit on this on my

We did a bit on this on my show... Self-important Egomaniacal predators...