you forgot a few...

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you forgot a few...

All men are EVIL

All porn causes rape...

Matriarchie Uber Alles!

9/11 was a controlled demolition! The government doesn't want you to know. They put something in the water to make you forget things! I don't even remember what I'm doing here, typing on this keyboard (borrowed from Half-Life 2 and... Alex Jones)

Sileence! I keel you!

There's a UFO behind behind the heaven's gate comment that will take.... what was that place again? Oh yeah, HEAVEN.

I reserve the right to marry 15 different teenaged, ILLEGAL girls... like my ancestors did when they first moved to this state from Missouri.

Psychiatry is EVIL. Prescriptions are EVIL. Getting help for Schizophrenia is EVIL. I know this cuz tom cruise told me. Yeah yeah yeah!!!

Before you could even *spell your name*, I was being led... *to conquer galaxies!

 

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No we didn't forget them.

No we didn't forget them.  

 

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What about the third man on

What about the third man on the grassy knoll?

In all seriousness, sometimes the "History" channel does itself justice. It has a serious REAL documentary debunking the JFK crap. The crap about the mob/Cuba/USSR. It debunks the "magic bullet" crap. It basically reconfirms what Oswald's wife and brother and Warren Commission said in that he was simply a down and out nutcase who wanted to make a name for himself.

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but not all the time. i saw

but not all the time. i saw a documentary on the history about finding noahs ark. they concluded it is somewhere near russia i believe. put some satilite pic up and everything. was the funniest most stupid thing ever. even worse that the roswel is real and the ship is in a us millitary base one.

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Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
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Brian37 wrote:What about the

Brian37 wrote:

What about the third man on the grassy knoll?

In all seriousness, sometimes the "History" channel does itself justice. It has a serious REAL documentary debunking the JFK crap. The crap about the mob/Cuba/USSR. It debunks the "magic bullet" crap. It basically reconfirms what Oswald's wife and brother and Warren Commission said in that he was simply a down and out nutcase who wanted to make a name for himself.

Ok... I sometimes indulge myself as being the FIRST shooter on the grassy knoll (Lee Harvey Oswald), because it's funny to see people's.... responses. But debunking "Magic Bullet Crap"* ... is something I kinda expect to be left to Penn Jillette and... 'William Tell-er' on their Bullshit series. (Double-Pun!) They promote rationality by giving anyone who has Cable TV THE MOST IRRATIONAL response to some of the MOST LAUGHABLE Arts of Scamming on the face of the planet. And despite their obvious intellectual bias towards mocking PSEUDO-intellectual phenomenon and... Faulty Belief Systems™, they do so ever make an effective point; almost enough to promote their social status from "Edutainer" to Messiah... and makes just enough of a point to discourage that sort of thinking. Sometimes, however, I get so god damn fucking tired of motherfucking cocksuckers shouting at the top of their lungs and trying to distract me with the "shiny" that I just flip the channel switch and watch a 1000 Ways to Die. Cheap entertainment values, basically... but not so thrifty as to become Diamondcore Reality TV. Truth is, if it doesn't have some REAL amateur porn to come along with it, I'm not going to waste a SECOND with it.

My point being, we've been a Chromium God society for how long? ....70 years, roughly? At what cost? Do we necessarily HAVE to get our access to info from one source of information, or is that simply the IRrational response to being brought up in a... consumeristic society erected during an age of Fear, Hatred, and Prosperity? (and Lung Cancer bell curves, naturally)

Thirdly, I become a little more skilled at ms word everytime I post here. THANKS guys, I think!

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Tapey wrote:but not all the

Tapey wrote:

but not all the time. i saw a documentary on the history about finding noahs ark. they concluded it is somewhere near russia i believe. put some satilite pic up and everything. was the funniest most stupid thing ever. even worse that the roswel is real and the ship is in a us millitary base one.

Noah's Ark could easily sell for 10+ USD figures on Ebay. NO ONE is going to find it. Period. It would become an investment bubble... It is either at the bottom of the Marinaras (or any deep, undoubtedly saline ocean,) or it is stored in the World-Wide Some Government/Private Collector Basement, locked in a giant vault sealed by Artificial Diamond.

Secondly, "It's a Jungle"? Randy Newman?

Emil Newman! Riot in Juvenile Prison (one of my adolescent fantasies)! "You talk about funnnnnnnn SHIT!" "this is the real rocky mountain hiiiiiiiigggghhh!"

(If that doesn't make a lick of sense, watch George Carlin- Back In Town. Shamed he kicked teh bucket.):

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)