you forgot a few...
All men are EVIL
All porn causes rape...
Matriarchie Uber Alles!
9/11 was a controlled demolition! The government doesn't want you to know. They put something in the water to make you forget things! I don't even remember what I'm doing here, typing on this keyboard (borrowed from Half-Life 2 and... Alex Jones)
Sileence! I keel you!
There's a UFO behind behind the heaven's gate comment that will take.... what was that place again? Oh yeah, HEAVEN.
I reserve the right to marry 15 different teenaged, ILLEGAL girls... like my ancestors did when they first moved to this state from Missouri.
Psychiatry is EVIL. Prescriptions are EVIL. Getting help for Schizophrenia is EVIL. I know this cuz tom cruise told me. Yeah yeah yeah!!!
Before you could even *spell your name*, I was being led... *to conquer galaxies!